China has a weather machine that it claims will make it rain over an area twice the size of France.
Alternate headline: “China No Longer Satisified Being Commie Superpower; Aims For James Bond Villain.
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THIS HITLER NONSENSE…
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Recently uncovered: a massive network of over 350,000 fake accounts on Twitter.
The downside: the only real account on Twitter is Trump’s. The upside: the liberal reaction to every Tweet is as entertaining as dropping a ping pong ball into a room full of loaded mousetraps.
LONDON (AP) – Beloved British Monarch Elizabeth II marked the 65th anniversary
of her ascension to the throne with The King’s Troop Royal Horse Artillery taking part in a ceremony to fire a 41-gun salute. Afterward, the Queen spent the rest of the day haggling with a shopkeeper in an attempt to get back the money she recently spent purchasing a Norwegian Blue parrot
“Her Royal Majesty was greatly disappointed by the service received at the pet shop,” said Buckingham Palace spokesman Dinsdale Piranha. “Apparently they’d merely nailed a dead bird to the perch and told the Queen that it was ‘resting.’ Obviously she didn’t believe a word of it, and tried explaining that the poor fellow had several medical conditions that even the NHS couldn’t fix, like being passed on, expired, gone to meet his maker, bereft of life, resting in peace, pushing up daisies, off the twig, kicked the bucket, shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the choir invisible. Yet the owner denied that it was an ex-parrot.”
Disappointed, but determined to remain upbeat, Queen Elizabeth sought to comfort herself with some cheesy comestibles, but was again let down.
“Not only was the Camembert very runny, the cat had eaten it,” said Piranha. “In fact, the Queen couldn’t talk Mr. Wensleydale into selling her ANY cheese. She considered shooting him, but decided against it as being a senseless waste of human life. Instead, she considered the possibility that there was a miscommunication on her part.”
“Even as we speak, her driver is taking her across town to enroll in an Argument Clinic, and possibly Being Hit on the Head Lessons to keep that pesky crown from falling off.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first rule of Leftist Fight Club…
A confused Democrat Congresswoman Maxine Waters accused President Trump of supporting Putin “while Putin is continuing to advance into Korea”.
Almost makes me wish Hillary had won just for the amusement of Maxine as Secretary of State. She probably blames Putin on a YouTube video.