The Illustrated Frank J: Also, Lose the Sunglasses, Snowflake. This Ain’t “The Matrix”

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Nothing Can Shake a Liberal’s Bedrock Principles

The student-run paper of UC Berkeley ran five op-eds defending the riots on campus, arguing that violence was an acceptable response to a speech from Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos.

Which I’m sure they’ll run again after ProMilos come and smash their presses and firebomb their office.

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Just Once Could Liberals Be Consistent?

[High Praise! to Dry Bones]

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Link of the Day: Satire – President Trump Orders the Execution of Five Turkeys Pardoned by Obama

[High Praise! to Real News Right Now]

President Trump Orders the Execution of Five Turkeys Pardoned by Obama

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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It’s the Bees’ Own Fault for Demanding $15 an Hour

Scientists in Japan say they’ve managed to give tiny drones the ability to pollenate flowers, just like bees.

My prediction: the “Bee Movie” sequel will also be a “Terminator” prequel.

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Straight Line of the Day: What Will Mexico Do With All the Illegals That Trump Sends Back?

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

What will Mexico do with all the illegals that Trump sends back?

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I Just Hope This Doesn’t Mean We’ll Be Letting the Irish Back In, Too

The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has struck down President Trump’s temporary 7-nation travel ban.

So… which violent protest did they cite in their decision?

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