On Twitter, leftist comedian Sarah Silverman called for a military coup to overthrow President Trump
Completely overlooking the fact that none of her leftist friends have any guns to overthrow the military coup.
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Trump Signs Executive Order Making English Official Language of World
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To save money, some school districts are considering using students as janitors.
Economical. Also, it seems fair to make them clean up all those Michelle Obama school lunches they’re still throwing away every day.
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So… 60% of the refugees admitted into the US since a federal judge halted President Trump’s executive order designed to prevent “foreign terrorist entry into the United States” come from five of the seven countries identified by the Trump administration (AND Obama’s) as most risky.
But that’s ok. Because these refugees will, no doubt, eventually end up doing the jobs Americans won’t do. Like:
Specialty Undergarment Supplier
Holiday Party Planner
US Army Medical Corps Psychiatrist
Who are we to keep them from living the dream and Making America Grave Again?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obamacare is so bad, it’d be an improvement to replace it with…
If Trump Is Hitler, does that make “Art of the Deal” his “Mein Kampf”?
Which would be odd, because it talks about building casinos, not concentration camps.
And unlike Obama’s book, he doesn’t even mention eating dogs.