The Illustrated Frank J: Excuse Me, Friend, But Your Protest Sign Needs an Asterisk

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You Will Freak Out and Die After Reading This About Trump!

A therapist says that many of his clients are now suffering from “headline stress disorder” from overexposure to negative stories about President Trump.

Which makes me wonder how crazy the people are who WRITE the headlines.

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Does SpongeBob Have a Green Card?

[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Pelosi and Schumer Arrested for Grave Robbing

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Pelosi and Schumer Arrested for Grave Robbing

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We’ll Have to Ask You to Leave the Country… If That’s OK With You, Eh?

Illegal immigrants in the United States are sneaking into Canada in record numbers to avoid deportation.

They’re not building a wall, but there IS talk of a maple syrup moat.

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Straight Line of the Day: A Suspicious Russian Ship Was Caught off the US Coast. What Was It Doing There?

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A suspicious Russian ship was spotted very near the US coast. What was it doing there?

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Well, At Least Obama’s Birth Certificate Is Protected Now

The US Navy successfully tested a new shipboard missile defense system in Hawaii.

Cool!… Any chance we can FedEx it overnight to the coast of Connecticut?

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