Straight Line of the Day: Obamacare Is So Bad, It Would Be an Improvement to Replace It With…

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Obamacare is so bad, it’d be an improvement to replace it with…

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  1. …prostate exams done by a tiny Geraldo Rivera and camera crew on live television.

    …all medical tests involve having Dexter examine your blood splatter.

    …waiting rooms that are just a bunch of naked people wearing rubber gloves with the lights turned off.


  2. A blind monkey throwing a dart at a board with various diseases randomly written on the board. Wherever the dart hits that’s what you get treated for, but only after paying your seven thousand dollar deductible and waiting your mandatory three months to be seen by the doctor not of your choice.



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