The Illustrated Frank J: For Me, Every So Often Is Every Day

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Might As Well Pass a Law Against Breathing

The Trump administrations says it’s trying to avert a “panic” over its newly-released immigration enforcement policies.

Why bother? Ain’t enough onesies & hot chocolate in the world to get between liberals and their panic.

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Not True: Nuke It From Orbit IS a Valid Option

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Satire – There is No Santa: A Retraction to “Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus”

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There is No Santa: A Retraction to “Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus”

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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I Can’t Think of an Insult Iran Could Give America That the Media Doesn’t Already Give Us Every Day

Iran says it’s ready to give the US a “slap in the face“.

What’re they gonna do? Hire Russian hackers to get Obama a third term?

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Straight Line of the Day: Trump Makes Being President Look So Easy, Guess Who’s Considering a Run for the White House?

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Trump makes being President look so easy, guess who’s considering a run for the White House?

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But the Important Thing Is That a Bunch of Women Wore Matching Outfits

During his speech to a joint session of Congress, President Trump said “the time for small thinking is over“.

Only if we’re talking about the size of the chunk you’re going to take out of the government.

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