The Illustrated Frank J: President Trump Has His Downsides


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We Can’t Get Them There Fast Enough

NASA has wind tunnel tested futuristic aircraft dubbed “the new Concorde” which is capable of breaking the sound barrier.

Cool! If it’s capable of firing missiles, they can finally do that “Muslim Outreach” thing right.

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Glad I Gave All My Cats Away

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Sadly, Sometime Before the End of Trump’s Term, You’re Going to Need This Advice

[High Praise! to Bearing Arms]

15 Actionable Tips for Staying Safe During Times of Civil Unrest

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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I Tried to Buy Pink Yarn, But I Panicked

Trend: therapists nationwide face a growing tide of patients complaining of panic attacks and insomnia because of President Trump.

This is terrible! What if they’re too tired to knit a hat for their next protest?

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Stupid Feminist Tricks

My response to this bit of feel-good corporate hashtag pandering:


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Straight Line of the Day: President Trump Has Ordered That America’s Newest Aircraft Carrier Be Named…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Trump has ordered that America’s newest aircraft carrier be named…

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Trump Not Qualified to Make Obama’s List

The House Intelligence Committee said it “will make inquiries” into whether the Obama administration wiretapped Trump’s campaign.

Nah. Obama wouldn’t abuse government power like that. The “TP” stands for “Trump Plaza,” not “Tea Party”.

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