The Illustrated Frank J: Or Picture Hillary With a Combover


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McDonald’s Beats Starbucks Like a Rented Mule

Full disclosure: I’ve given up the bean, but this commercial still tickles me because I love seeing pretentiousness mocked.

[McCaf√© | TV Ad | McDonald’s UK] (Viewer #752,215)

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Why Didn’t We Hire Them to Do This Sooner?

With President Trump’s tough talk on border security, illegal immigration rates have dropped 27%.

Looks like they’re doing a job Americans wouldn’t do – keeping illegals out.

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Capitalism Says You’re Stupid, and Capitalism Is Right

[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

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Link of the Day: OK, “Die Hard” REALLY Needs This Scene Put Back In

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

A Deleted Die Hard Scene Explains One Major Plot Hole

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How Can You Have One Without the Other?

The SpaceX corporation plans to fly passengers on a privately-funded trip around the moon in 2018.

I don’t get it. NASA can’t even do that, and THEY have a Muslim outreach program.

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Straight Line of the Day: Amazing! Google’s New Artificial Intelligence Program…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…

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Is It Possible to Do a Laser-Guided Airstrike With the Latter?

A new video shows ISIS terrorists attaching a bomb belt to a puppy.

As soon as they let the puppy go, throw a tennis ball at the guy holding the detonator.

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