The Illustrated Frank J: Sadly, This Is an Obamacare Best-Case-Scenario

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Can’t Decide Whether to Hug It and Squeeze It and Call It George, or Kill It With Fire


[Minitaur Explores the Outdoors] (Viewer #140,049)

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I Can’t Think of a Single Thing Hillary Could’ve Done Better

Hillary Clinton, still sorting through the wreckage of her 2016 presidential campaign, recently had former aides on her campaign team meet with outside strategists and consultants to look at what went wrong.

Like… hucking Typhoid Hillary into back of the SUV like a sack of potatoes last September?

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By All Means, Please Keep on Asking for It

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: The Idea of Carving a Mountain Is Pure Insanity. God Bless American Insanity

[High Praise! to The Week via American Digest]

Making Mount Rushmore

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Sometimes Less Is More

According to Politico, advisers to President Trump are urging him to “purge the government of former President Obama’s political appointees and quickly install more people who are loyal to him”.

Personally, I don’t see a reason to do anything after the first three words of that plan.

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Straight Line of the Day: The New Penalty for Posting “Hate Speech” on Social Media…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The new penalty for posting “hate speech” on social media…

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Good Intentions Paving Company Strikes Again

Trends that make liberals sad: Poachers and hunters are hacking signals from conservationistsā€™ tags to locate and hunt down endangered animals.

Even worse, records show they sent the information to the Trump campaign.

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Random Thoughts: Breath of the Wild and Trump’s Taxes

My wife had a girls night out last night and saw Logan without me šŸ™
Only time I’ve ever thought “Why can’t there be some horrible romcom out right now?”

Legend of Zelda games make up one tenth of the top 100 games of all time on Metacritic.
Grand Theft Auto actually appears on the list more times, but that’s because it’s on so many different platforms.
And am I the only one to find Grand Theft Auto IV hugely overrated? It burnt me out on the gameplay so much I still haven’t check out V.

One of the things I hate most about Macs are the symbols for keyboard shortcuts I can never understand. Why is Ctrl a ^?

What happens if The Young Pope goes on for twenty seasons?

A better name for the new Zelda would be “Legend of Zelda: Hey, What’s That Over There…”
In the game, you decide on some quest to do, and then you see like twenty interesting things to check out along the way. It’s amazing.

In the new Zelda, spending Spirit Orbs on more hearts is the responsible thing to do while more stamina is the fun thing to do.
I’m constantly getting one-shotted by new enemies I run into, but I want to climb higher mountains and glide farther!

That new Zelda game is so good I want to write hate mail to all the critics who only gave it 9 out of 10.

Whoa. A bunch of idiots are rushing to pass a poorly thought-out healthcare bill. That is so… familiar.

Libertarianism is the pollyannaish idea that modern man can organize society without pointing guns at each other.

My son is asking for a Maui costume for his 4th birthday. How do I explain that kerfuffle to him?

In the new Zelda, I can’t wait until I finally get to fight Calamity Ganon and his henchwoman, Calamity Jane.

Are you guys still talking about politics? Come on, that jumped the shark. Let’s move on to something else.

Trump’s 2nd term should be interesting since it will take us about four years to get used to the idea that Trump is actually our president.

$38 million sounds like a lot in taxes, but the federal government pisses away more than that in an hour on stupid nonsense.

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Cartoon of the Day – Obamacare

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[Glenn McCoy – GoComics]

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