The Illustrated walruskkkch: How to Fix Government

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In a Way, I Feel Like This Was How Obamacare Was Sold to Us

It’s “Boiler Room”, so, adult language.

[Ben Affleck’s Boiler Room Speech Sales Training – Persuasion and Manipulation] (Viewer #72,208)

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Job One: Arrest the Midget with the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator

Good news! Scientists have determined that potatoes can be grown in Martian soil.

Well, at least we know the new Mars colony will be well stocked with police, railroads, and whiskey.

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Not Sure Who Deserves This One Most. Any Suggestions?

[High Praise! to Dry Bones]

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Link of the Day: Sadly, Everything I Know About Rome Comes From Cecil B. DeMille Movies

[High Praise! to TopTenz]

10 Brutal Facts About the Roman Legions

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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I Think I’d Rather Have Robots Whose Mission Is to Protect Me from Government

Physicist Stephen Hawking said that “some form of world government” will be necessary to keep technology from destroying humanity.

Absolutely, we need their expert protection. Assuming they can manage two phones at once

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Trump Poses Huge New Threat to 2nd Amendment Rights, Says Gun Shop Owner

President Trump has already taken this gun. Don't let him take yours!

President Trump has already taken this gun. Don’t let him take yours!

NEWARK (AP) – While President Trump ran on a classic Republican pro-gun platform and even received an endorsement from the NRA, one New Jersey gun shop owner insists that Trump poses an even bigger threat to Americans’ 2nd Amendment rights than former President Obama did.

Rocky Durango, owner of the Home, Land, Security Gun Store said that American citizens should not become complacent about President Trump’s position on the right to keep and bear arms.

“Have you ever heard him say ‘The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period,’ asked Durango. “Maybe the gist of it, but never in so many words. And maybe nobody has ever said all those words in that order before. Now maybe that’s not a reflection on Trump’s willingness to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution, but maybe it is.”

“And can you really take that chance? Wouldn’t it just be better for everyone – citizens, gun owners, AND gun sellers – if more people reacted to this possibly HUGE threat to their 2nd Amendment rights by buying a gun? Or more than one gun. Maybe even as a gift? Or for Easter, even though it’s not a traditional gift-giving holiday. And maybe a few boxes of ammo? And do you have a scope? We’re having a sale on scopes this week. So if you need a scope – or ammo, or a gun – stop on by and see me at Home, Land, Security. Get an extra 10% off if you mention this interview.”

“It’s funny,” continued Durango, “I did a lot of interviews while Obama was President. Never had to offer discounts to get people to come in afterward, though. I wish the guys on my payroll could sell guns like Obama could.”

“Anyway,” Durango concluded, “Trump hates the 2nd Amendment. You should be worried. And buy a gun. Please buy a gun. Man, I shouldn’t have bought that tricked-out Escalade. I really thought Hillary was going to win.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Robots Are Now Holding Conversations With Each Other. Mostly About…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Robots are now holding conversations with each other. Mostly about…

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You Don’t Have to Let Melania Win

A new poll shows that Melania Trump’s favorability rating is up 16 points since her husband was sworn in as President.

Yes, it IS nice having a First Lady who doesn’t pull your arms out of their sockets when she loses at HoloChess.

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Cartoon of the Day – NEA

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[Mike Lester – GoComics]

Your government at work.

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