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Trying to keep himself busy, post-presidency, Obama’s new project

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  1. is whatever gets him the farthest away from Michelle.

    is an attempt to do for the Chicago Cubs what he did for the United States (remember, he claims to be a White Sox fan).

    is to complete the list of foreign heads of state to which he has bowed.


  2. Playing frequent rounds of golf, no wait, he did that while he was president.
    Making repeated trips to Hawaii, no wait, he did that while president.
    Figuring out ways to corrupt our democracy, no wait, he did that while president.
    oh,, hell, I give up…



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