The Illustrated zzyzx: The Shoe Is on the Other Foot, But This Time It’s Loaded

[slightly paraphrased]

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MC ITSecurity

[Rapper Who Is Very Concerned With Password Security] (Viewer #955,139)

I could take my password security a lot more seriously if I weren’t the only person who ever touched my laptop. And I also don’t take it out of my house and leave it logged in while sitting unattended at a table at Starbucks, which I assume – from the way I’m forced to keep updating my passwords to something else I can’t remember and have to write down, and I sure hope nobody goes into my file cabinet and peeps into the very fat file labeled “Passwords” – is what passes for password security with everyone else on the planet.

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Oh, I Know How THIS Movie Ends…

They’re at it again… A gathering of witches descended upon Balboa Park, CA, in an effort to impeach President Donald Trump by hex.

They were thwarted by a counter-protest of gingham-clad girls with water buckets.

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Explains China’s Flag, Too

[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Nation Shocked To Learn Top Spy Agency Spies On People

[High Praise! to DuffelBlog]

Nation shocked to learn top spy agency spies on people

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Put Them on the B Ark with the Phone Sanitizers

Jeb Bush warned that, unless government spends more money on education, people will lose their jobs to robots.

The people who I wish were worried about losing their jobs – the ones who write government education budgets.

[title reference link]

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Straight Line of the Day: President Trump’s Plan to Stop North Korea…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Trump’s plan to stop North Korea

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I Can’t Think of a Single Foreign Policy Issue This Can’t Solve

In a recent interview, President Trump said “if China is not going to solve North Korea, we will.

Like many international problems, this can be solved by going to their border and building a wall. Of nuclear fire.

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Cartoon of the Day – Evidence

[A.F. Branco]

I’m not sure which ticks me off more: the hypocrisy of Democrats and their co-conspirators in the media, or the people that get their (mis-)information from that media. It’s no wonder I’m a cynical rascal.

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