The Illustrated Frank J: If Anyone Actually Knew How to Cure Poverty, It Would’ve Been Cured by Now, So Maybe We Shouldn’t Believe the People Waving Cures Around and Asking Us to Pay Them

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Also, Don’t Ask Whether the Program Will be Solvent in 20 Years

[Social Security Cards Explained] (Viewer #2,244,672)

My driver’s license has more security features than a Vegas heist movie. Even my credit cards have holograms. And my cash has color-shifting ink. Social Security card… I could hand-draw one with a crayon that would be A) accepted everywhere B) more secure than the real thing.

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From a Practical Standpoint, I Think They Might Actually Mean the Same Thing

A new study shows that 25% think robots would make better politicians than humans.

Probably because “kill all humans” is a more honest platform than “socialism will fix our problems”.

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The Obvious Workaround to a Standard Liberal Dilemma

[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

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Link of the Day: Satire – ISIS Demands Introduction Of Halal Emoticons

[High Praise! to The Daily Squat]

ISIS demand introduction of halol emoticons

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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The Root Cause of the Hate Is Always a Surprise

On MSNBC’s Hardball, Chris Matthews said that making accusations against Susan Rice in the “unmasking” controversy was “racist and sexist”.

Sure, and people hate Hitler because they’re prejudiced against tiny mustaches.

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Straight Line of the Day: Forget Voting. A Better Way to Pick a New Supreme Court Justice…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Forget voting. A better way to pick a new Supreme Court Justice…

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I Don’t Know Why They Had to Be TOLD to Do This

A new law requires the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration to advance research on high-tech forecasts and computer models, with an emphasis on accuracy and longer warning times for major weather events.

Hey! They should try using those models that predict global warming – 97% infallible!

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Cartoon of the Day – Democrats


[Gary Varvel – GoComics]

The thing is, this is nothing new. Democrats have been like this for as long as I can remember.

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