I’m on vacation for the next week. Back on the 17th
Until then, Basil has absolute power to make you do everything he says. Obey him without question.
Other people may also post in the meantime. Those you may question anyway you like – their legitimacy, their authority, their timing, their ancestry… whatever.
Environmental activists have vowed to use “
guerilla warfare” tactics to stop the Keystone pipeline.
I’d be worried, but all we have to do to defeat these stupid hippies is joke-edit the Wikipedia page on “guerilla warfare”.
Scientists Flock to Latest Conspiracy Theory: “Fast Food Bad for You”
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Are GMOs Good or Bad? Genetic Engineering & Our Food] (Viewer #2,370,282)
I say genetically modify all food to make it prettier, cheaper, tastier, and more nutritious. That’s been the goal of farming since the beginning of time, and it’d be danged silly to abandon the chase just when we’re really getting good at it.
A new study shows that the average
smartphone contains more disease-causing bacteria than a toilet.
Which is why, despite your dog’s drinking habits, you won’t spot him checking Facebook.