Left the Building

I’m on vacation for the next week. Back on the 17th

Until then, Basil has absolute power to make you do everything he says. Obey him without question.

Other people may also post in the meantime. Those you may question anyway you like – their legitimacy, their authority, their timing, their ancestry… whatever.

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The Illustrated Frank J: I Hate Him Because He Still Has All His Hair

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It’s Really Funny When They Spell It Wrong on Their Protest Signs

Environmental activists have vowed to use “guerilla warfare” tactics to stop the Keystone pipeline.

I’d be worried, but all we have to do to defeat these stupid hippies is joke-edit the Wikipedia page on “guerilla warfare”.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Scientists Flock to Latest Conspiracy Theory: “Fast Food Bad for You”

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Scientists Flock to Latest Conspiracy Theory: “Fast Food Bad for You”

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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“GMOs Could Become the New Organic”

[Are GMOs Good or Bad? Genetic Engineering & Our Food] (Viewer #2,370,282)

I say genetically modify all food to make it prettier, cheaper, tastier, and more nutritious. That’s been the goal of farming since the beginning of time, and it’d be danged silly to abandon the chase just when we’re really getting good at it.

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Watching You Sitting Across From Me Rubbing Your Fingers on That Thing Just Got Even More Disturbing

A new study shows that the average smartphone contains more disease-causing bacteria than a toilet.

Which is why, despite your dog’s drinking habits, you won’t spot him checking Facebook.

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The Problem Will Be… Taken Care of…

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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