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Harvey’s missing.

Frank’s busy.

Keln has his own blog to run, although he is making time to write here, good sort that he is.

Space Monkey is … What’s that? You don’t remember Space Monkey? Sure you do. He’s around here somewhere.

Wait. I seem to recall there was a company picnic — I wasn’t invited, of course — and they decided to play Hide N Seek. When it was Space Monkey’s turn, they all got in the car and left. They laughed for days about about that. Still do on occasion. That’s been … what? Since 2013? I thought I saw him last month sneaking around the corner, but I wasn’t sure. Hmmm.

Anyway, Mr. Right is … I’m not sure what the Good Reverend is up to. He’s never at his desk. He doesn’t return my calls.

Okay, where was I going with this? I’m looking at the title of the post, there’s nothing there so that doesn’t help. I don’t even know what to call it now.

If you have any ideas about what I was going to write about, let me know.

Or, better yet, let’s pick a topic or twelve and just talk about them. Yep. It’s a Monday Night Open Thread. The floor is open!

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Pesach Sameach

Exodus 12

  1. “Obey these instructions as a lasting ordinance for you and your descendants.
  2. When you enter the land that the Lord will give you as he promised, observe this ceremony.
  3. And when your children ask you, ‘What does this ceremony mean to you?’
  4. then tell them, ‘It is the Passover sacrifice to the Lord, who passed over the houses of the Israelites in Egypt and spared our homes when he struck down the Egyptians.'”” Then the people bowed down and worshiped.
  5. The Israelites did just what the Lord commanded Moses and Aaron.

To our friends of the Jewish faith, we wish you a happy Passover.

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Further Proof of Donald Trump’s Russian Ties – New York Times (Probably)

Reports have come out from failing rags glorious bastions of truth such as the New York Times, that President Donald J Trump let the Russians know about his not-Rand-Paul-approved strike on a Syrian airbase before it happened!.

This is obvious collusion. Heck, this whole attack was obviously orchestrated by the Kremlin via a phone call to Bannon. Probably. The Russians clearly want to destroy Assad and just are pretending to help him. Except, in a plot twist, they actually do want to help him and they are using President Trumps multi-dimensional chess skills to make it look like they are helping him, to hide the fact that they aren’t, which is just a cover for actually wanting to help him.

There can be no other explanation for such a blatant not-Rand-Paul-approved attack on Syrian territory. And as we all know, President Trump is basically a clone of Vladimir Putin that the Soviet Union created back in the before times, during the Cold War Glorious Soviet Era of Super Peace and Prosperity.

Except they didn’t know the man they were cloning, Vladimir Putin, has been a secret Nazi spy since birth. Further proof that President Trump is also a Nazi. And also Bannon.

In further news, the Huffington Post, another piece of lie-spewing garbage excellent source of robustly researched propaganda news has a great piece up right now about how Muhammad was actually a child molesting rapist feminist.


Seriously, I wish I was making all of this up. Satire is so hard right now.

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Experts

Today’s reminder…


[Tip: The Facebook: Cathy Barry Willinger]

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Happy “Birth” Day, Leon

Okay, Blade Runner fans. You know what today is, right? It’s Leon Kowalski’s birthday!

Go turn over a tortoise in his honor. Just don’t ask him about his mother.

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Straight Line of the Day: When Ruth Bader Ginsburg Saw Justice Gorsuch Sworn In Today…

(Filling in for Harvey)

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

When Ruth Bader Ginsburg saw Justice Gorsuch sworn in today…

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MST3K Question of the Day: Favorite Episode

As we head into the last days before Mystery Science Theater 3000 returns, let’s take some time and think about the older series. There were 199 episodes, counting the KTMA season and the movie, but not the pilot/promo. But, for our purposes, we’ll not count the pilot/promo nor the KTMA season, okay?

So, here’s today’s question: What was your favorite episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000?

Mine may be The Final Sacrifice. There are lots I just flat out enjoy, but this one is just, oh, I don’t know, it’s a favorite of mine. What’s your favorite?

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Monday Staff Meeting


IMAO Headquarters, 9:15 AM


Where is everyone?


Sorry I’m late. Where are the doughnuts?


Basil, it’s 9:15. Where have you been?


Um…


You don’t have anything to say for yourself?


Um, where’s the doughnuts?


Any why do you look like that? You have time to do silly cartoons but don’t have time to write an actual post for this blog?


Hey, what can I say. You look up “competent” or “dependable” in the dictionary, you won’t find my picture next to either one. Besides, I’ve been watching old episodes of MST3K.


So, there’s all kind of things going on in the world, Harvey’s out, and you’re focused on some TV show?


Oh! You get me!


Get out of here and get to work!


Maybe something will get posted now.

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Cartoon of the Day – Notice


[Jerry Holbert – GoComics]

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