Monday Night Open Thread

Harvey’s back, as you noticed. I guess that means he made bail.

He didn’t waste any time getting back to business, though. He called me into his office, checked the time cards and IIS logs, and proceeded to let me know that I wasn’t pulling my weight around here. You see, Frank J simply signs the checks. Harvey makes them out. And he told me that if I wanted to say on the payroll, I’d have to be posting at least one more post per day. And do a better job of keeping soap in the dispensers in the restrooms.

So, now that the soap dispensers are full (well, there’s the broken one on the 3rd floor, but I’m waiting on maintenance to replace that), it’s time for me to write a post.

I looking in the Employee Handbook — they call it Team Member’s Guide, if you can believe that — and found out there was nothing to keep me from doing an Open Thread post.

So, being the goldbrick I am, I’m turning it over to you. What’s on your mind? Know any good jokes? Any bad jokes? Got a link to share? It’s Monday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

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Go Back to the Woods, Hillary

Speaking at the “Women in the World Summit” in New York Hillary Clinton blamed her election defeat on “misogyny“.

Really? I didn’t know the FBI was investigating her for that, too.

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Sometimes I Think RICO Should Apply to Colleges

[If High School and College Textbooks Were Honest – Honest Ads] (Viewer #455,142)

I always thought it was really weird that they forced you to buy the hardcover version of these books. It’s not like they needed to be durable. They’re only good for one semester anyway.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Are You There Kim Jong Un? It’s Me, Donald

[High Praise! to Iron E-News]

Are You There Kim Jong Un? It’s Me, Donald

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Not Sure This Is a Rumor We Want to Quash

Some people are speculating that the reason behind North Korean rocket tests failing is US cyber attacks.

Looks like Trump may have unleashed the people who brought us the Obamacare website.

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I Don’t Think I Understand This Version of Modesty

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: Trump Dropped an Air Strike on Syria. Who’s Next?

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Trump dropped an air strike on Syria. Who’s next?

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Who’s Angry About This? Is There Even Such a Thing As “Pro-Chem”?

Donald Trump ordered an airstrike against an airfield in Syria from which a chemical weapons attack was launched.

Just waiting for Obama to say he acted stupidly and demand a Syrian beer summit.

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Cartoon of the Day – Denial


[Michael P. Ramirez]

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