Wednesday Night Open Thread

It’s the middle of the week, but not yet the middle of the night. But we can certainly help you make it through the night.

Kris Kristofferson & Rita Coolidge – Help Me Make It Through The Night by Bodhisattva1956

It’s Wednesday Night Open Thread. Got a joke, a comment, an insult, a link to share? Now’s the time.

Who wants to start?

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Why Typing Is the Only Useful Class I Took in High School

Tesla & SpaceX CEO Elon Musk says he’s working to develop a way to connect computers to human thoughts.

Huh… I just call mine “hands”.

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Old Enough to Remember These, Don’t Know if I Ever Actually Used My Key

[Why did old PCs have key locks? [LGR Retrospective]] (Viewer #781,182)

Since I was the only one who ever used my personal computer and I didn’t live with a bunch of hackers & reprobates, there was no reason for me to lock it up. I did however, use the Turbo button from time to time.

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The Only Thing I Knew About the Eiffel Tower Was That It’s Located in That One City in Texas

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

15 Monumental Facts About the Eiffel Tower

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BONUS LINK [High Praise! to Oppo via The Daily Caller]:

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Mass Deportations Create Fear Of Increased Gang Violence In Central America

But of course, these same “undocumented workers” are no threat to civilians in the USA…

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Also on the Ash Heap of History…

Just discovered: the world’s largest dinosaur footprint.

Right next to it, an article by Bernie Sanders on why socialism is a great idea.

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IMAO: America’s ONLY Reliable Source for News. Don’t Believe Me? Check the Masthead… Wait… How Long Has THAT Been Our Tagline?

[Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics (High Praise!)]

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Straight Line of the Day: Discovered! Russia Has a Secret Arctic Military Base Complete With…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Discovered! Russia has a secret Arctic military base complete with…

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The Illustrated Frank J: We Need to Kill Enough Commies for It to Be Just a Statistic

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Be Sure to Leave a Comment About This Post Before Leaving the Basement. Just Kidding. You’re Never Going to Leave

A new study shows that 2 hours of social media doubles your risk of social isolation.

Really? Because I’ve spent all day asking my Facebook friends about it and none of them agree.

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Random Thoughts: MOAB and Taxes

I think Trump has become a much better president since he’s teamed up with a crime solving dog and has a wacky misadventure every week.

All of my kids inexplicably loved Mickey Mouse at about one and a half with basically no prior exposure. It’s like it’s in kids’ genes.

I won’t know what to think of all this until I hear from Chelsea Clinton.

One of these days we’re going to finish a war.

Don’t mess with the US or we will bomb you and keep bombing you until it’s page 15 news and most have forgotten we’re still at war with you.

Prayers for all the bombs today that lost their mother.

For the cost of that bomb we dropped on Afghanistan, we could have given 1000 needy families much smaller bombs.

Trump to address the nation on his ideas for an even larger bomb.

I don’t think the new MST3K is going to work. The new host’s two syllable name messes up the meter of the opening song.

One difference between the government and a mugger is a mugger doesn’t make you spend a day filling out a complicated form so he can rob you

Also, a mugger takes less money and is less likely to spend it wastefully.

So how much does the country lose each year in wasted man hours filling out tax forms?

So what’s going on? The left are having a pro-tax march on Tax Day?
I get wanting Trump’s tax returns as a campaign issue. I don’t see why anyone would give a rat’s ass now.

The left seems to have settled on the tactic of marches of vague purpose.

Isn’t nice to have a president who doesn’t think he’s above us and will respond to every little taunt?

Can the pro-Trump and anti-Trump sides unite on the fact that those propping up Chelsea Clinton are the worst people in this country?

Who’s Ossoff and where is Georgia?

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Cartoon of the Day – Troubling


[Michael P. Ramirez]

You ever get the feeling that maybe something happened, we all died and went to hell, like in some Night Gallery episode? That would explain a lot.

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