Straight Line of the Day: Discovered! Russia Has a Secret Arctic Military Base Complete With…

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Discovered! Russia has a secret Arctic military base complete with…

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  1. … pretty poor opsec, if it’s supposed to be secret.

    … a good view of Sarah Palin’s house
    (Disclaimer: I know she didn’t say that.)

    … nightly casual Molotov cocktail parties for Norway’s all-female Special Forces unit.


  2. … recruiting ads: “See someplace bleaker than Mother Russia!”

    … Reset Batons for the instructors.

    … on-the-job training on how to survive one of Hillary’s stares.

    … Hillary’s emails, like every place else on the planet.



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