Straight Line of the Day: North Korea Said They’re Going to Fire a Missle at…

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North Korea said they’re going to fire a missile at…

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  1. …Dear Leader’s hairstylist, ending the horror, the insanity.

    …the one to blame for the previous failure, as always. They’ll have to shoot him after he survives, as always.


  2. They’ll say they’re going to fire one at any number of things, what they actually hit is another question.
    The North Koreans say they’re going to fire a missile at
    the designers of all of the missiles that have failed so far (no doubt due to imperialist sabotage)
    Japan (the odds of them hitting it are low, like most of their other resources)
    Worldwide imperialist forces (broad target, vague target, easy to claim success)
    Obama’s yacht (it’s big enough)
    Passing dust particles



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