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The EU’s new flag

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  1. …contains the motto
    1. Stupid English Pigdogs (come back and I shall taunt you again)
    2 I’m your huckleberry
    3. All your base are belong to us
    4 Do not taunt happy fun ball
    5. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout
    6. Quisnam Igitur Sanus
    7 All of the above


  2. The new EU flag will depend on the day of the week, a tentative schedule open to endless debate follows:
    Monday: White, for surrender
    Tuesday: Green, for the Muslims
    Wednesday: Red, for the socialist/communist/Maoist/Stalinist/Marxist/Leninist
    Thursday: Brown, for the general crappiness of the whole thing
    Friday: Yellow, for general cowardice
    Saturday: Blue, for depression and in honor of the suicide rate
    Sunday: Black, for their funeral



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