Thursday Night Open Thread

The good news is, tomorrow’s Friday.

Unless you hate Friday. Then it’s bad news.

Friday’s a good day. Even Friday the 13th is the beginning of a weekend. Of course, it’s not Friday the 13th, but Friday the 12th. Which is still the beginning of a weekend. And that’s a good thing.

You know what else is good? It’s your turn to pick what we talk about tonight. Yes, it’s Thursday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

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Aside From Which Side of the Street to Drive On, All Government Regulations Should Be Optional

President Trump’s administration is allowing schools to opt out of lunchroom standards former first lady Michelle Obama imposed on students across the nation

Their other option: dumping the lunches the kids refuse to eat on Michelle’s front lawn.

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I Think the Mexi-Cannon Should Be Powerful Enough to Do This

[Guns in Space] (Viewer #15,793,111)

Don’t you see? We don’t have to settle for nuking the moon anymore. We can put out the sun!

Also, I read a science fiction short story once about bullets orbiting the moon. The internet says it was written by Ben Bova, but I can’t Google up a title.

[UPDATE: “Men of Good Will”, but I can’t find the full text of it online.]

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Link of the Day: Most of These I Didn’t Know. #11 I Remembered, and It Makes Me Melancholy to See the Video Again

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

12 Amazing Facts About Spider-Man

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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It’s Your Fault for Finding Out!

A bitter Hillary Clinton blamed Wikileaks ratting out her email server for her election loss, saying “if the election had been on October 27th, I’d be your president.”

Ditto if she hadn’t actually been a vile, untrustworthy, criminal civil servant.

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Why Do Liberals Hate Minorities?

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: Al Gore Is Proposing a $15 Trillion Carbon Tax, the Revenues From Which Will Be Spent on…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Al Gore is proposing a $15 trillion carbon tax, the revenues from which will be spent on…

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The Illustrated Frank J: Today, Commercial Bakeries, Tomorrow, Your Cookie-Making Grandma

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All While Calling for Trump’s Tax Returns

Former Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz defended former President Obama’s decision to accept $400,000 for a speech at a Wall Street firm’s healthcare conference later this year, saying it was “none of your business“.

Uh huh. Yet Democrats think that every dime we make is their business, and owed in taxes.

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Cartoon of the Day – Fired


[Lisa Benson – GoComics]

Shhh! Don’t let the Democrats know how stupid they look.

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