Friday Night Open Thread

You survived another week. It’s now the weekend, which is something you’ve been looking forward to all week.

Speaking of surviving, here are some dos and don’ts — mostly don’ts — about surviving things. The conventional wisdom isn’t always so wise, as we shall see.

[The YouTube]

Not only is it the end of the week, but it’s nighttime and time for the overnight gab-fest knows as Friday Night Open Thread. Take the floor, direct the conversation, and just have a good time.

Who wants to start?

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And Obviously No Downside That Anyone’s Aware of

A new study shows that tequila is good for your bone health.

True… as long as your bones aren’t driving or deciding the bouncer just insulted your honor.

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Can We Put Congress’s Spending Authority in There and Add Another 866 Handles?

[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #12,221)

I admit, I spent the whole video trying to figure out how I could open this by myself. I got nuthin’.

Oh… and I don’t think this video has any sound.

(re: title — (435-2)x2 = unanimous consent)

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Link of the Day: Satire – Kim Jong Un’s Inspiring Halftime Speech After a Failed Missile Test

[High Praise! to Points in Case via HumorFeed]

Kim Jong Un’s Inspiring Halftime Speech After a Failed Missile Test

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My Suggested Definition: If You Can’t Use a Urinal, You’re a Woman

California is considering adding a third gender option to its official state documents.

Oh boy… can’t wait until they get mandated potty parity at sports stadiums, too.

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Every American Accomplishment Is In Spite of Government’s Help, Not Because of It

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: Your Prediction – The Next Person Trump Will Fire…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Your prediction – the next person Trump will fire

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The Illustrated Frank J: Without This Bill, We’d Be Immortal


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Or Other Physical Exercise, Like Crumpling the New York Times Up Into a Ball

A New York Times writer suggests that if you’re feeling down or depressed you should “do a handstand” to cheer up.

Right. If I were physically capable of doing a handstand, I wouldn’t be depressed.

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Cartoon of the Day – Difference

[Steve Kelley – GoComics]

Yeah, this one is a couple of days old, but I overlooked it before now. It needs to be said. Again.

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