You survived another week. It’s now the weekend, which is something you’ve been looking forward to all week.
Speaking of surviving, here are some dos and don’ts — mostly don’ts — about surviving things. The conventional wisdom isn’t always so wise, as we shall see.
Not only is it the end of the week, but it’s nighttime and time for the overnight gab-fest knows as Friday Night Open Thread. Take the floor, direct the conversation, and just have a good time.
Who wants to start?
A new study shows that tequila is good for your bone health.
True… as long as your bones aren’t driving or deciding the bouncer just insulted your honor.
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I admit, I spent the whole video trying to figure out how I could open this by myself. I got nuthin’.
Oh… and I don’t think this video has any sound.
(re: title — (435-2)x2 = unanimous consent)
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Kim Jong Un’s Inspiring Halftime Speech After a Failed Missile Test
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California is considering adding a third gender option to its official state documents.
Oh boy… can’t wait until they get mandated potty parity at sports stadiums, too.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Your prediction – the next person Trump will fire…
A New York Times writer suggests that if you’re feeling down or depressed you should “do a handstand” to cheer up.
Right. If I were physically capable of doing a handstand, I wouldn’t be depressed.
[Steve Kelley – GoComics]
Yeah, this one is a couple of days old, but I overlooked it before now. It needs to be said. Again.