Ever have one of those days where everything gets away from you? Yeah, that’s today.
The other day I mentioned my iPad was messed up. Well, this evening, I drove to the nearest Apple Store to replace it. The nearest Apple Store is in Jacksonville. On the south side of Jacksonville.
Driving back, I stopped at Sonny’s Barbeque in Brunswick, and ate a yummy barbeque sammich. And I let the time get away from me. After I got back on the road, I noticed it was after 9:00.
My iPad isn’t set up yet. So I need to pull over and use my iPhone to write tonight’s Open Thread post.
So, I’ve done my part. Now you do yours. Pick a topic and have at it. It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
During her commencement address, Oprah Winfrey said “having a closet full of shoes doesn’t fill up your life”.
Being able to buy a new mansion when your shoe closet gets full, however…
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Seriously, ALL of these sounds creep me out. I don’t think I could pick a least favorite. But if YOU can, then drop a comment.
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Muppet World Rocked By Crazy Harry and Animal’s Failed Attempt To Blow Up White House
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Microsoft said that the software used in the global cyber assault that began Friday came from code stolen from America’s National Security Agency.
Well, there goes the NSA’s “Security Is Our Middle Name” slogan.
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Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Turns out the real source of the recent global cyberattacks…
While visiting China, Vladimir Putin sat down to play a bunch of old Soviet songs on a piano.
No word on whether he played them by shooting the keys.
[A. F. Branco]
The hypocrisy of the left no longer surprises me.