Tuesday Night Open Thread

Ever have one of those days where everything gets away from you? Yeah, that’s today.

The other day I mentioned my iPad was messed up. Well, this evening, I drove to the nearest Apple Store to replace it. The nearest Apple Store is in Jacksonville. On the south side of Jacksonville.

Driving back, I stopped at Sonny’s Barbeque in Brunswick, and ate a yummy barbeque sammich. And I let the time get away from me. After I got back on the road, I noticed it was after 9:00.

My iPad isn’t set up yet. So I need to pull over and use my iPhone to write tonight’s Open Thread post.

So, I’ve done my part. Now you do yours. Pick a topic and have at it. It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

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The Billionaire That Liberals Don’t Mind So Much

During her commencement address, Oprah Winfrey said “having a closet full of shoes doesn’t fill up your life”.

Being able to buy a new mansion when your shoe closet gets full, however…

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In Liberals’ Minds, This Plays in the Background of Every Trump Speech

[Horror Musical Instrument – The Apprehension Engine] (Viewer #231,582)

Seriously, ALL of these sounds creep me out. I don’t think I could pick a least favorite. But if YOU can, then drop a comment.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Muppet World Rocked By Crazy Harry and Animal’s Failed Attempt To Blow Up White House

[High Praise! to The Daily Discord via HumorFeed]

Muppet World Rocked By Crazy Harry and Animal’s Failed Attempt To Blow Up White House

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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We’re Safe. It Was Written by the Obamacare Website Coders

Microsoft said that the software used in the global cyber assault that began Friday came from code stolen from America’s National Security Agency.

Well, there goes the NSA’s “Security Is Our Middle Name” slogan.

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However, the PURE Form Hasn’t REALLY Been Tried Yet, So the Theory Is Still Perfectly Viable

[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

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Straight Line of the Day: Turns Out the Real Source of the Recent Global Cyberattacks…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Turns out the real source of the recent global cyberattacks

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The Illustrated Frank J: OO! Better Idea! Call the Fire Department!

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And No, Liberals, He Didn’t Ask Trump to Join Him for a Duet

While visiting China, Vladimir Putin sat down to play a bunch of old Soviet songs on a piano.

No word on whether he played them by shooting the keys.

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Cartoon of the Day – Smell


[A. F. Branco]

The hypocrisy of the left no longer surprises me.

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