Saturday Night Open Thread

Okay sports fans, it is up to you. You control the horizontal. You control the vertical. You control everything we will see and hear.

It’s Saturday Night Open Thread! Who wants to start?

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The Illustrated Frank J: Yes, I Believe Hillary Has a Future… Didn’t Say a Rosy One…

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Link of the Day: Might Come in Handy if You Try to Exercise Free Speech in Berkeley

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

What Happens When You Get Shot And How To Survive It

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I Have a Smartwatch Because I’m Too Lazy to Pull My Phone Out of My Pocket!

[If Smart Watch Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads] (Viewer #203,856)

Full disclosure: I own and wear a watch every day. It tells me the time at a glance. I’ve worn one since I was 12. There’s nothing wrong with wearing a timepiece.

However, I find the very notion of a “smart watch” repugnant. If what you need to do is not important enough to pull your phone out of your pocket, that means it’s trivial, and doesn’t need to be done at all.

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They Realize Impeachment Doesn’t Guarantee Removal From Office, Right? In Fact, It’s 0 for 2 in That Department

The DNC is preparing to “poll-test” the public’s views on impeaching President Trump.

I’m sure it’ll poll great… until their voter base finds out that it doesn’t mean that Hillary becomes President.

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Mr. Trump! Don’t Touch That Birdseed!

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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