Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Think Trump Should Be Impeached Because…

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Democrats think Trump should be impeached because…

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  1. Democrats think Trump should be impeached because…

    they can’t just come out, yet, and just call for his assassination.

    Coups are just so danged hard to organize.

    its Friday.

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  2. Democrats think Trump should be impeached because…

    they are a bunch of maroons

    if he succeeds they will lose their phony baloney jobs!

    they have successfully replaced Mike Pence with a heavily plastic surgerized Hillary Clinton.

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    • THere was this book that claimed that the Watergate break in was orchestrated by Dean to get some files that showed that his wife was a hooker who had been working the local DNC.

      Sounds about reasonable as any other theory.

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  3. walruskkkch said: “Democrats think Trump should be impeached because…they can’t just come out, yet, and just call for his assassination. . . . Coups are just so danged hard to organize.”

    Actually, they’ve already gone there: Eddie Griffin (comedian, called for assassination); Madonna (clownish wh0re, publicly fantasized about bombing the White House); Sarah Silverman (nasty woman who calls herself an actress/comedienne – oops, I mean actor/comedian, because sexism – called for military coup); Snoop Dogg (rapper, assassination); Big Sean (rapper, assassination), Monisha Rajesh (journalist, assassination); Matt Harrigan (CEO of cybersecurity firm, assassination); Knights of Socialism (University-based group – Florida, where else? – violence against administration figures, assassination); Adam Pally (actor, assassination); Rosa Brooks (former Obama adviser, military coup).

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    • THe Avant Guarde.

      I was, of course, referring to the likes of Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, etc. Although I will lay even money that Maxine Waters will be the first elected official to publicly call for his assassination. Probably by Ninjas.

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  4. …because then H the D becomes president!!111!! Everyone knows that, it’s in the constitution!!11!! It’s right before the “right” to abortions, “health care” and “free” everything as long as you contribute nothing to society.

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