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Revealed! The Obama administration was secretly spying on

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  1. Revealed! The Obama administration was secretly spying on…

    the Local Dog shelter.

    Nepal

    the girls locker room at his daughters school, you know for *security reasons* wink, wink.

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  2. …There’s the tenor serenader, oh, we’d stop him if we could,
    And the Swedish organist, I’ve got him on the list!
    The people who eat lutefisk and claim it’s rather good,
    They never would be missed, they never would be missed!
    Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
    All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
    And the lady from New Brighton, who dresses like a guy,
    And who “doesn’t think she dances but would rather like to try.”
    And that singular anomaly, the Senator Bill Frist
    I don’t think he’ll be missed, I’m sure he’ll not be missed!
    There’s the driver with the Happy Meal who’s talking on the phone,
    The careless motorist, I’ve got him on the list!
    The telephone solicitors who won’t leave you alone,
    They never would be missed, they never would be missed!
    There’s the waiter with the piercings, who can put you off the food,
    Debaters on the radio who specialize in rude,
    The patriot who waves the flag, then flies it in the rain,
    American’s who never vote but know how to complain,
    And those who thought those mass destruction weapons did exist.
    They never would be missed, they never would be missed!

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