I had no idea about that “can’t fly to Mercury and just start orbiting the planet” thing. I’ve watched so much Star Trek that I consider achieving standard orbit to be something so simple that even a wet-behind-the-ears academy ensign could do it right on day 1 of a new assignment.
I forget our probes don’t come with impulse engines and infinite fuel.
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