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Shock news! Obama once colluded with Russia to…

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  1. create Michelle’s school lunch rules (at least the kids didn’t have to stand in a block-long line for an hour only to get to the front and find that there was no food)

    get recommendations for candidate for Attorney General, which is how we got Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch


  2. ….give them billions in cash on a pallet so they can build nukes…..of wait, that was Iran.
    ….give weapons, money and released Gitmo terrorists to every Muslim hellhole in the world…oh wait…that was every Muslim hellhole in the world.
    ….release thousands of convicted gun carrying drug dealers from prison…of wait, that was with….himself.

    ….delete 30,000 of Hilary’s emails?
    …..print him another fake social security number and birth certificate?
    The possibilities are endless.



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