[Submitted by my brother Tom (High Praise!)]

[Ghost House (A Horror Movie in Real Life)] (Viewer #576,869)

As a rule, horror movies go WAY too long in establishing setting & character, and wasting half the film with phony jump-scares.

This neatly condenses the perfect horror movie into its 6 essential minutes, (or 5:20, depending on how long before you can tear yourself away from the ending scene)

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  1. I think it was Eddie Murphy who did a bit about how things like The Amityville Horror would never happen to negroes. He said it would go something like this:

    New Homeowner: This is such a great house. Good neighborhood, great schools, close to shopping, and
    Weird voice from nowhere: GET OUT!
    homeowner: and we’re leaving.



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