Straight Line of the Day: When a Hurricane Hits, the Most Important Thing…

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When a hurricane hits, the most important thing…

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  1. . . . is to blame it on Trump because Climate Change and Paris Accord and allowing the coal industry to exist and FEMA knew this was coming and took NO steps to prevent it, and [shriek of primal rage, mercifully drowned out by the even-more-loudly shrieking winds of an angry Gaia*].

    * True fact: If you record the winds and play the recording backwards, you can hear the words “Foolish mortals!,” followed by an eerie, maniacal laugh. Gaia’s kind of a b!tch.



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