Straight Line of the Day: Seems Kinda Harsh… a New California Law Authorizes Jail Time for…

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Seems kinda harsh… a new California law authorizes jail time for…

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  1. Seems kinda harsh… a new California law authorizes jail time for…

    being one toke over the line sweet Jesus.

    not wearing flowers in your hair when going to San Francisco.

    not be mad about Saffron, when Saffron is mad about you.

    not knowing what “Inna gadda da vita” really means.

    cutting your hair instead of letting it stop by itself.

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  2. Seems kinda harsh… a new California law authorizes jail time for…

    people not surfing like Cal-i-for-ni-a.

    checking someone’s bags in customs who is just bringing in a couple of Keys.

    any Mother giving you pills that don’t do anything at all.

    not going quietly to the van.

    Not giving Joe an “F” or a “U” etc.

    preventing someone from being safe and warm while they are in LA.

    leaving a cake out in the rain after it took so long to bake it.

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  3. having been born in Illinois (that’s why I left – California is still trying to extradite me).

    understanding economics.

    refusing to get a face-left or tummy-tuck.

    wearing clothes without a label on the outside.

    not having been sexually assaulted by Harvey Weinstein.

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