Cartoon of the Day – Outrage


[Michael P. Ramirez]

Yep.

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  1. I’m a fixing a-hole before the returns come in
    And stops my candidate from winning
    like it should go

    I’m filling in the ballots before they go out the door
    And keep my candidate’s lead widening
    Like it should go

    And it really doesn’t matter if
    its wrong alright
    Its in the bag tonight
    Where it belongs
    See the people voting there
    Who disagree they’ll never win
    And wonder why their votes don’t count for more.

    I’m grabbing some cash in a roundabout way
    And the Media won’t start wondering
    Where did it all go
    Ooh ooh ooh ah ah
    Hey, hey, hey, hey

    And it really doesn’t matter if
    its wrong alright
    Its in the bag tonight
    Where it belongs
    See the people voting there
    Who disagree they’ll never win
    And wonder why their votes don’t count for more.

    I won’t be doing time for a number of things
    That were important yesterday
    To the Bernie Bros.
    Ooh ooh ooh ah ah

    I’m a fixing a-hole before the returns come in
    And stops my candidate from winning
    like it should go

    I’m a fixing a-hole before the returns come in
    And stops my candidate from winning
    like it should go

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  2. As it melds into the next song:

    Wednesday morning at five o’clock
    As the polls are closed
    Quietly closing the barroom door
    Cursing the votes that she hoped to deplore;
    She falls down stairs
    With much b**ching
    Clutching her campaign chief —
    Suddenly glaring at Bill and Chelsea
    Slipping outside, they are free.

    She (What did she do to get schlonged?)
    Is Losing (She didn’t know she’d get schlonged!)
    Badly (She struggled hard all her life to get & buy)

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    • I used to get mad at my schooling
      Teachers that taught me “We’re cooling!!!”
      Then suddenly found
      They’ve turned it around
      “The Fahrenheit’s up, we’re not fooling!”

      I have to admit she’s getting bitter
      (Although it’s better than doing time)
      Yes, I admit she’s getting bitter
      A little bitter — such useless crimes!

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