Straight Line of the Day: America Is Building a New Stealth Bomber In a Secret Desert Facility. Its Super-Secret Features Include…

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America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…

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  1. the comfy chair.

    warp drive, for those who like to drive warps.

    videos on demand of all the episodes of I Dream of Jeannie.

    Tom Cruise’s autograph on the back of the pilot’s seat.

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  2. America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…

    Auto pilot is an inflatable doll bearing a striking resemblance to P*ssy Galore.

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  3. America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…

    a built-in strongly worded letter of condemnation generator for in flight immediate responses to external threats.

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  4. America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…

    Wi-Fi

    a back up hamster for the engine.

    a nuclear bomb on board sticker for the window.

    “How’s my flying? Call 1-800-0000” bumper sticker.

    A pair of government purchased $5000.00 fuzzy dice.

    a Lojack system.

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  5. America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…

    A price tag of billions and billions of dollars in cost overruns…mostly for the aircraft’s toilet seat.

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