If the World’s Ending, I Guess I Don’t Have to Pay My Taxes

Washington state’s Democratic Governor Jay Inslee warned there was “just 59 days” to save future generations from “an endless cycle of crop-killing droughts one year, and rivers spilling their banks the next.

What is “things James Bond villains say while holding the world hostage to their weather control machine,” Alex?

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  1. The days of our freedom from droughts are threescore years minus one;
    and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years,
    yet is government funding labor and sorrow;
    for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.


  2. “Oh No!!11! Too little water will now, for the first time in history, be followed by too much water!! If only we had more money to ensure that nature always delivers what is exactly right, all day every day! Grr! Oil Companies are rich!”

    Are they foaming at the mouth to fall over backwards, or falling over backwards to foam at the mouth?


  3. Jan. 9th + 59 days = March 9th.

    … of direct relevence to climate alarmism on this date:

    1776: Publication of “Wealth of Nations”

    1950: Willie Sutton robs Manufacturers Bank in NYC of $64,000.

    1953: Josef Stalin buried in Moscow.

    1959: Debut of Barbie doll — fake model.

    2015: Barack Obama signs executive order declaring Venezuela a national security threat to the US.


  4. Bond Villain: Well Mr. Bond I’d like you to meet my assistant Jay Inslee. He’s a complete moron who believes only what he reads in the NY Times.

    NY Times headline: Global Warming to Destroy Earth in 59 days.



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