Straight Line of the Day: Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Is Currently Worth $105 Billion. What Should He Spend It On?

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Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is currently worth $105 billion. What should he spend it on?

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  1. He should make a large donation to the zzyz Foundation. The zzyzx Foundation builds partnerships of great purpose between businesses, governments, NGOs, and individuals to work faster, better, and leaner; to find solutions that last; and to transform lives and communities from what they are today to what they can be, tomorrow. He should also buy that bridge I own in Brooklyn which just happens to be for sale at this time. Both are very good investments.

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      • “… and empowering the under-served historically-deprived minorities to facilitate broader conversations around themes centered on resistance, progressive justice for inclusive climate advocacy and enlightened engagement of current events / gender awareness, and activism at the intersection of truth, justice, and healthy snacks like grapes cut in half so you don’t choke on them.”

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        • Gentlemen, gentlemen…all that goes without saying, after all the zzyzx Foundation is modeled after the famed Clinton Foundation. This means everyone benefits from the largess dispatched by the zzyzx Foundation…especially zzyzx.

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