Straight Line of the Day: Discovered by Airport Customs Being Snuck into the US…

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Discovered by airport customs being snuck into the US…

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  1. Discovered by airport customs being snuck into the US…

    is something that, I don’t know what it is but, I’ll beat you even money they’ll have a lawyer arguing that the President can’t tell anyone it can’t be snuck in.

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  2. Discovered by airport customs being snuck into the US: Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists. All of course are future Democrat voters…except the Methodists.

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