Straight Line of the Day: For Her 2020 Running Mate, Oprah Should Pick…

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For her 2020 running mate, Oprah should pick…

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  1. For her 2020 running mate, Oprah should pick…

    a cute fluffy kitten. Who doesn’t love a cute fluffy kitten? You wouldn’t vote against a cute fluffy kitten now would you, you, you h8er! I despise you! DIE! DIE! DIE!!!1!1!!

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    • And, of course, the much more appropriate “Very Silly” Party’s Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith

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  2. Oh, I love wikipedia for how will I have ever found out about this perfect running mate.

    Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble and Boot Walrust*tty

    And yes I did change the “i” to a “*” cause MODERATION!

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    • Yep ya gotta do the same thing if ya want to describe a country as a sht hole. On the other hand you can describe the average citizen of said sht hole as a dumb ASS retard and it’s no problem. Moderation will always be a mystery to me.

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