Straight Line of the Day: Forget Bitcoin. There’s a New Currency Whose Value Is Based on the Price of…

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Forget Bitcoin. There’s a new currency whose value is based on the price of…

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      • Carlsplaining. . . . could be a new 2018 ‘thing.”

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      • I keep a close watch so my words you have to prime
        I keep my hands wide open all the time
        I keep my “friends” close with the ties that binds
        You be the gold mine, I’ll tow your line

        I find it very, very easy to be true
        If I find myself alone when your check clears on through
        Yes, I’ll admit that I’ll be a fool for you
        You be my Gold mine, I’ll plead your line

        As sure as night is dark and day is light
        I stay bought for you both day and night
        And the success you’ll know proves that I’m right
        You be my Gold mine, I tote your line

        You’ve got a way to keep me on your side
        Give me cash that I can illegally hide
        For you know I can’t claim to have any pride
        You be my Gold mine, I’ll toe your line

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