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President Trump plans to have the International Space Station turn a profit by…

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  1. …letting Banksy paint his name on the side.

    …introducing Hollywood to the 254 mile high club.

    …leaking to Clinton/Obama cronies that it’s an indictment free zone.

    …threatening to build a wall around it.

    …using Harvey as the middle man. This will undoubtedly result in the building of giant wooden badgers and an increase in the consumption of tuna.

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  2. You know, if they could model the exterior to look like the Enterprise (the TV one), and do the same in the interior, there would actually be a clamor to get up there and ride around on the thing.

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