Every year, I do this. And, since 2015 is a year, I’ll do it this year. And today is the day. You know what today is, right?
If you said “Presidents Day,” you need to be beat with a stick. With knots in it so it hurts really bad. And, if the stick breaks, another stick needs to be used. Until we’re all out of sticks. Because you should know by now that it’s not “Presidents Day.”
Today is Washington’s Birthday.
Now, I know, George Washington’s birthday is actually February 22nd. That’s not until Sunday. But, there is a federal holiday called Washington’s Birthday, and it’s to honor George Washington. And the name of that holiday is … Washington’s Birthday.
So, why does everybody call it Presidents Day? Well, not everybody does. I don’t. And, I hope, you don’t either. But there are a lot of folks running around loose that call it Presidents Day. But that doesn’t make it Presidents Day. It’s still Washington’s Birthday.
This day is set aside to honor the first President of the United States, George Washington. He was instrumental in the founding of this nation, and if anyone deserves a holiday, it’s him.
Washington’s Birthday was the fifth national holiday established, after New Year’s Day, Independence Day, Thanksgiving Day, and Christmas Day. It was one of the holidays picked for a Monday observance in 1971 when they started screwing around with federal holidays, and making some fall on a Monday. Along with Washington’s Birthday, the holidays Memorial Day, Labor Day, and Columbus Day were also moved to Mondays. The first four holidays and Veterans Day kept their regular days.
If you want one of “those people” that are always correcting others for things … you know, like I’m doing right now … and you want a link to throw at people, use this link to United States Code 5 U.S.C. 6103.
Why am I like this about Washington’s Birthday? That’s the wrong question. The right question is: why aren’t you?
George Washington has his own day. And Americans need to recognize that. It’s not often the government gets stuff right. This is one of those rare times. Don’t let regular folks screw that up.