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Familiar to the Founders

Friday, April 18, 2014 8:00 am

During a speech in DC, Nancy Pelosi said that Obamacare gives people the “healthier life that our Founders wanted for them”.

More like giving people another tax our Founders would want to chuck into the nearest harbor.

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Every Time Obama Tries to Help

Thursday, April 17, 2014 10:00 pm

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Why The Brits Let Us Win the Revolutionary War – So We Would Go Away and Take our Awful Snacks With Us

Thursday, April 17, 2014 9:00 pm


[British People Taste Test American Snacks] (Viewer #910,034)

[Americans try Brit snacks]

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It Matters Who You Are

Thursday, April 17, 2014 8:00 pm

The White House is angry with Samsung because it used Obama’s selfie with David Ortiz to promote their phones.

Think Obama’d be so cranky if it were a bankrupt solar company doing it?

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Obama IS Unique Among American Presidents

Thursday, April 17, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Cheezburger]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Michelle Recalls Surviving American Death Camps

Thursday, April 17, 2014 6:00 pm

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Michelle Recalls Surviving American Death Camps

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It’s a Crazy Religion

Thursday, April 17, 2014 4:00 pm

Saudi Arabia has declared all atheists to be terrorists in a new law to crack down on political dissidents.

Good move, what with them always attacking people while yelling “No one akbar!”.

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Obama Warned Us – Inclusive

Thursday, April 17, 2014 2:00 pm

“America is a place for everybody — that’s what we’re fighting for.”

@BarackObama

“Welllll… a place for everybody except the people we’re fighting.”

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Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Wearable Device From Google…

Thursday, April 17, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The latest wearable device from Google…

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Beautiful Plumage, Though

Thursday, April 17, 2014 8:00 am

In England, a garden center had to remove a parrot from the showroom floor because it kept swearing at the customers.

Lesson learned: never buy a used parrot from Rahm Emanuel.

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‘Tis But a Scratch

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 10:00 pm

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Bad Snacks Were the REAL Cause of the American Revolution

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 9:00 pm

Go ahead and enjoy Dr. Who, but say “no” if he offers you a Jelly Baby:


[Americans Taste Test British Snacks] (Viewer #717,770)

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A Common Reaction

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 8:00 pm

The Daily Mail published pictures of confused and startled Amazon tribesmen jabbing their spears skyward upon seeing an airplane for the first time.

Sorta like watching Democrats react to Paul Ryan’s budget.

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You Might Be a Taliban If…

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Federal Government – Another Satisfied Customer

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 6:00 pm

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I Went To Hell Thursday

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Not Progressive Enough

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 4:00 pm

North Dakota’s oil industry is growing so fast that the infrastructure of local towns is having a hard time keeping pace.

They need to slow things down. Quick! Elect some Democrats!

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Obama Warned Us – Familiar

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 2:00 pm

“It’s like that movie Groundhog Day — except it’s not funny.” — President Obama on the attempts to dismantle Obamacare

@BarackObama

“So it’s exactly like that movie Groundhog Day.”

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Straight Line of the Day: In Order to Provide Better Internet Security, the Government…

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In order to provide better internet security, the government…

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Compromises

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 8:00 am

Sources report that the networks refused to give President Obama a primetime hour to brag about reaching his goal for Obamacare enrollment.

So… we have to settle for only hearing about it 23 hours a day?

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Can We PLEASE Get This Posted at the White House Already?

Tuesday, April 15, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Cheezburger.com]

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