A Present You Can Give to Your BLM Friends

[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Mario Kart Go Beta Test Ends In Tragedy

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Mario Kart GO beta test ends in tragedy

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Aren’t These the Same Democrats Who Want Our Medical Information Stored on Their Computers?

Hillary’s campaign manager claims that Russians hacked into the DNC’s servers and leaked embarrassing emails in order to help Trump.

I think the lesson here is – we should vote for the guy who the Russians DO want to be on the good side of.

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Obama Warned Us – New Minimum Wage

Congratulations to D.C., and thanks to Mayor Bowser and the D.C. Council for fighting to #RaiseTheWage.
@BarackObama

“Now we just need a push to increase the amount Unemployment pays to match, because we really seem to need it now… for some unrelated reason…”

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Straight Line of the Day: The One Thing You Won’t See at the Democrat Convention…

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The one thing you won’t see at the Democrat Convention…

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Whining Is the New Black

During an interview on CBS, Hillary Clinton said she feels as if she faces more scrutiny than other politicians: “I often feel like there’s the Hillary standard and then there’s the standard for everybody else.”

Is that the same standard that lets her wear an orange pantsuit instead of an orange jumpsuit?

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The Illustrated Frank J: And Then Keep. That. Promise!

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Abysmal Archery

(Submitted by Les of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

WARNING: Contains bad acting and arrow-related deaths

[Crap archery in Helen of Troy] (Viewer #678,667)

I’ve never seen “Helen of Troy“, and I’m not much with a bow & arrow, but the blunders are so obvious even a non-archer will cringe.

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He Still Does a Mean Macarena, Though

Former Vice-President Al Gore said he planned to skip this year’s Democrat convention.

Logistical issues. They said he could come, but he’d have to bring his own snow removal team.

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Large Print Reading Between the Lines

[High Praise! to The Daily Gouge]

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Link of the Day: Tingles! MST3K! Netflix! Joel McHale! Dan Harmon!

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This just keeps getting better…

The MST3K Reboot Is Heading To Netflix!

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I Think They Stole That From the Republican Platform

Safety first! Democrats have erected a 4-mile fence around the Democrat Convention site in Philly.

Ironically, more security than the DNC put around their email server.

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Obama Warned Us – Global Action

Add your name if you agree: Climate change is real and it’s going to take global action to tackle it. http://ofa.bo/uav #ActOnClimate
@BarackObama

“Also, I’m changing my name to Barack Global”

[with apologies to Dennis Miller]

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Straight Line of the Day: When Covering Hillary Clinton’s Nomination, Networks Are Forbidden from Using Certain Words, Like…

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When covering Hillary Clinton’s nomination, networks are forbidden from using certain words, like…

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Democrat Convention Advice

Rob Reiner, Hollywood director, actor, and longtime supporter of Mrs. Clinton, said she should use the Democrat convention to tell the story of her life.

Actual only hope – tell a story that will help people forget about her life.

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