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Let Me Be Clear – The Song

Monday, February 8, 2016 9:00 pm

Possibly the worst use of autotune ever created, but the lyrics (which I liked) show up at the bottom of the video, so you can follow along


[LET ME BE CLEAR – A Song About President Obama’s Lies – Performed by Obama] (Viewer #10,839)

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This Might Be a Good Reason to Keep Them Nuke-Free

Monday, February 8, 2016 8:00 pm

Iran’s Supreme Leader “It’s not clear if the Holocaust is a reality or not”.

Let me guess – they want a do-over just to be sure?

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Oscars: The Sad Truth

Monday, February 8, 2016 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Almost Compensates for the Dearth of Simpsons Clips on YouTube

Monday, February 8, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

This Brilliant Generator Matches ‘Simpsons’ Quotes With Stills

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Where Did It All Go Wrong?

Monday, February 8, 2016 4:00 pm

A new report shows that hundreds of DHS badges, guns, and cell phones have been lost or stolen since 2012.

The good news: most agents still retain the bullet they keep in their shirt pockets.

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Obama Warned Us – Collective Future

Monday, February 8, 2016 2:00 pm

“Our collective future depends on your willingness to uphold your obligations as a citizen.” — President Obama #SOTU

@BarackObama

“Also, on you being gullible enough to believe that American citizens are part of a collective.”

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Straight Line of the Day: In Order to Boost Ratings on the Next Clinton-Sanders Debate…

Monday, February 8, 2016 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In order to boost ratings on the next Clinton-Sanders debate…

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They Have Done This

Monday, February 8, 2016 8:00 am

President Obama visited a mosque in Baltimore to acknowledge “the contributions Muslim Americans make to our nation”.

Oddly, the same reason many Americans visit One World Trade Center.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Legitimate Trump Criticism

Sunday, February 7, 2016 10:00 pm

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The Best Example

Sunday, February 7, 2016 8:00 pm

A new children’s book, “Hillary Rodham Clinton: Some Girls Are Born to Lead”, is dedicated to teaching girls principles to follow to walk in Hillary’s footsteps.

For example – get enough sleep by avoiding 3am phone calls.

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Link of the Day: Satire – ISIS Secures Comms By Putting ‘*Star Wars Spoiler*’ Before Every Message

Sunday, February 7, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

ISIS Secures Comms By Putting ‘*Star Wars Spoiler*’ Before Every Message

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He Just Seems to Be Having So Much Fun With This

Sunday, February 7, 2016 3:00 pm


[Is Titanium Bulletproof?] (Viewer #3,019,074)

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Side Effects May Include…

Sunday, February 7, 2016 12:00 pm

A new report shows that marijuana use may affect users’ ability to remember words.

Barack off-telepromter – mystery solved.

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Sadly, The Next One Will Lack O’Malley’s Reason and Insight

Sunday, February 7, 2016 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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The Illustrated Frank J: It’s Not Fifteen

Saturday, February 6, 2016 10:00 pm

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The Bad News: Their Vote Counts Just As Much As Yours

Saturday, February 6, 2016 8:00 pm

Awkward, a new viral video shows Hillary supporters endorsing Karl Marx for her VP pick.

Why not? The only difference between Karl & Bernie is the beard.

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Link of the Day: Satire – What Life Will Be Like During Donald Trump’s First Term As President

Saturday, February 6, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to IJ Review]

What Life Will Be Like During Donald Trump’s First Term As President

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Proof: Gunshow Loophole Not As Loopy As Liberals

Saturday, February 6, 2016 3:00 pm

CAUTION: Some crude language and censored swears – which is a shame, because Steven’s good enough that he doesn’t need to work blue:


[HIDDEN CAM: “Gun Show Loophole” Exposed!] (Viewer #1,414,766)

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It’s Coming for You

Saturday, February 6, 2016 12:00 pm

Dutch Police are now training eagles to take down drones.

Interesting… gives new meaning to the term “bird strike“.

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Doing the Most Important Job

Saturday, February 6, 2016 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Sheldon Comics]

Not unlike an actual Department of Homeland Security agent

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