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This Could Work

Thursday, April 16, 2015 8:00 pm

The US has agreed to let Iran enrich uranium in a fortified underground bunker.

Sounds great. We get to hold the keys to all the doors, right?

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She’s Got a Point

Thursday, April 16, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Hope n’ Change Cartoons]

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Link of the Day: Have You Seen Hillary’s 404 Page?

Thursday, April 16, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]

Credibility Not Found

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Obvious Solution

Thursday, April 16, 2015 4:00 pm

Iran said that under no conditions will it accept unannounced inspections of its nuclear sites.

Fine by me. We’ll inspect whatever rubble an Israeli air strike leaves behind.

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Obama Warned Us – Keepers

Thursday, April 16, 2015 2:00 pm

“We’re also our brother’s keeper … our sister’s keeper. We’re also a country that believes everyone gets a fair shot.” — President Obama

@BarackObama

“Except for maybe the people actually paying for all the keeping.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Meeting With Jewish-American Leaders, President Obama Said…

Thursday, April 16, 2015 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Meeting with Jewish-American leaders, President Obama said…

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There’s a Difference

Thursday, April 16, 2015 8:00 am

At a White House press briefing, a reporter asked why we should trust nuclear negotiations with an Iranian leader who chants “death to America”.

Of course he’s trustworthy. It’s not like he’s chanting “lie to America”.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Threat

Wednesday, April 15, 2015 10:00 pm

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If For No Other Reason Than the Tagline at the End

Wednesday, April 15, 2015 9:00 pm


[Disney/Pixar’s X-WINGS Movie Trailer] (Viewer #357,187)

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No Word on if It Covers Chewed Pop-Tarts

Wednesday, April 15, 2015 8:00 pm

An Ohio legislator introduced legislation that bans toy guns if they are too realistic.

So… where do they draw the line? On whether it makes a liberal cry?

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It’s For Your Own Good Somehow

Wednesday, April 15, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to CRASHR]

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Link of the Day: Forbidden Jokes About Our Dear Leader Discovered

Wednesday, April 15, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]

Forbidden Jokes About Our Dear Leader Discovered

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Nice Community You’ve Got There… Be a Shame if Someone Were to Organize it…

Wednesday, April 15, 2015 4:00 pm

New FEMA rules require states seeking disaster preparedness money from DC to assess how climate change threatens their communities.

Apparently, mostly in the form of blackmail from FEMA

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Obama Warned Us – Reform

Wednesday, April 15, 2015 2:00 pm

“Wall Street reform, what we passed five years ago, is protecting working families and taxpayers.” —President Obama

@BarackObama

“Well, except for the ones who worked at the banks I regulated to death.”

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Straight Line of the Day: The Mars Rover Just Made a Shocking Discovery…

Wednesday, April 15, 2015 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The Mars rover just made a shocking discovery…

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You Need SOMEthing…

Wednesday, April 15, 2015 8:00 am

In order to sell the Apple Watch, Apple Retail Store employees will be trained to provide personal fashion and styling advice to customers.

Here’s some better advice: if you’re too lazy to take phone out of your pocket, your problem is NOT that you need a new watch.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Honest & Open Discussion – Liberal Style

Tuesday, April 14, 2015 10:00 pm

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The Cascading Effects of Obamacare on the American Economy (Metaphorically Speaking)

Tuesday, April 14, 2015 9:00 pm


[Guinness World Record – 30,849 Sticks – Largest Stick Bomb] (Viewer #23,046)

I’d say the transition between dominoes and sticks represents the National Federation of Independent Business v. Sebelius decision.

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Ruled

Tuesday, April 14, 2015 8:00 pm

The Supreme Court left intact a law in Wisconsin that requires voters to present photo identification when they cast ballots.

Apparently John Roberts figured out a way to declare it a tax.

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Not Just a Palindrome, It’s a Policy

Tuesday, April 14, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to After Math]

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