Nearly As Big a Threat As Global Warming

ISIS says it has collected sensitive information on 77 US and NATO air force facilities around the world and is calling on supporters to attack them.

Thank goodness! For a minute there, I thought they were going to threaten to release YouTube videos.

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Obama Warned Us – Hate Violence Love Fear

“In the face of hate and violence, we will love one another. We will not give into fear.” —@POTUS
@BarackObama

“Except I’m afraid of guns in the hands of the law-abiding, so those should be outlawed.

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Straight Line of the Day: A New Plank in the Democrat Party Platform Says That It Should Be Illegal to…

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A new plank in the Democrat Part platform says that it should be illegal to…

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Br’er Fox Goes to Washington

After holding a “sit-in” for gun control, House Democrats vowed to hold more such events in the future.

So they’ll be doing more pointless stunts instead of passing laws that cripple our liberties? Please don’t throw me into THAT briar patch!

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The Illustrated Frank J: Well, You Can’t Make Banana Bread With Green Bananas

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Sure Beats Hippies and Their Stupid Cotton Rags

[The Engineering of a Disposable Diaper] (Viewer #161,843)

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Didn’t They Have a Similar Problem in “Forbidden Planet”

During a presser in Virginia, Hillary Clinton said “I don’t know how one builds a wall to keep the internet out.”

Pretty sure you use the same material they make server-wiping cloths out of.

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MSM Illustrated

[High Praise! to AfterMath]

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Link of the Day: Honestly, I Thought It Was Just an Urban Legend

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Does Tapping a Soda Can Really Prevent It From Fizzing Over?

Truth is (and I’ve tested this) any can of soda, no matter how vigorously shaken, is safe to open after resting for 20 seconds.

Please note that this does NOT hold true for soda in plastic bottles of any size.

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Punish the Guilty

Philadelphia became the first major American city with a soda tax.

What they really need: a tax on passing pointless, industry-kneecapping taxes. Every last one of those jokers should be soda-boarded.

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Obama Warned Us – Reduce Gun Violence

Taking steps to reduce gun violence worth doing if it could save one life. But it could save far more. Finish this. http://go.wh.gov/9RFgdx
@BarackObama

“As long as the steps don’t involve ending the ‘gun free zone’ killing fields where these mass shootings keep taking place.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Told the FBI That the Only Emails She Deleted Were the Ones That…

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Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…

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Difference in Degree, Not in Kind

A new report says that the Orlando shooter once threatened to shoot partygoers at a barbecue because pork touched his hamburger.

Think that’s bad? Ever let hamburger touch a vegan’s tofu?

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The Illustrated Frank J: In This Cinderella Story, The Ugly Stepsisters Win

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You Keep Using That Word

A new DHS report says the government should “reject religiously-charged terminology” like “jihad” and “sharia”.

Good idea. I assume the terrorists trying to kill us will be doing likewise?

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