The Illustrated Frank J: Please Stop Trying to Help Me

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Key Word: “Avoid”

While hawking his new global warming movie, Al Gore warned “there’s still time to avoid catastrophe”.

Yes… by not going to see his new global warming movie.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Stick With What Works

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Link of the Day: Satire – Antarctica Ice Berg Breakoff Spells Climate Change For California

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Antarctica Ice Berg Breakoff Spells Climate Change For California

I admit to having trouble telling the true and false statements apart in this one.

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Possibly the World’s Least Effective Zombie Weapon

[RevArm-2 rubber band machine gun] (Viewer #128,592)

It looks cool, and I’ll bet it’s fun to shoot, but I can’t imagine the mind-numbing tedium of reloading the magazine.

I would love it if JeorgSprave would do an upgrade on it – “Let me show you its features! hahahahaha”.

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When Only the Best Will Do

Mercedes plans to target wealthy consumers by offering a luxury pickup truck.

Interesting. I’d be curious to see what luxury Yosemite Sam “Back Off!” mudflaps look like.

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It’s Still True: East – West = Zero

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The Illustrated Frank J: “He” *Is* Gender Neutral. See Definition 2

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Link of the Day: Knowing Tornadoes Have Invisibility Powers Freaks Me Out a Little

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10 Myths About Tornadoes Debunked

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Everything’s Better Under Water

[Burning Model Rocket Engine Underwater – in 4K Slow Motion] (Viewer #266,406)

The first part is boring & stupid and full of spoilers.

Just jump to 3:18 and watch the rocket engine burn in slow motion, then quit when the guy starts talking after.

But you can watch the whole thing if you want.

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I’m Just Waiting for the Jimmy Carter Game Where You Make Him Collapse at a Habitat for Humanity Build

Rosie O’Donnell tweeted a link to a video game that lets you push Trump off a cliff over and over.

You couldn’t do that to Rosie, since you’d be hard pressed to find a cliff that could bear her weight.

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Forget Tony Robbins, Here’s the Motivator They Need

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He’s In Your Head, Living Rent-Free, Haters

During a recent appearance, former President Bill Clinton said about being President: “you have to realize it is about the people, not about you

Or in Trump’s case, the people who you can get to follow you on Twitter.

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It’s the Feelings That Intrigue

[How to Recount Your Dreams] (Viewer #154,027)

It’s takes about 3 minutes to get there, but this is good advice on how to be a better storyteller.

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Link of the Day: On the Upside, Not a Gun Control Nut

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Satire – Australia Elects Kangaroo Prime Minister

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