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Straight Line of the Day: Now on the White House’s List of Things That Reporters Aren’t Allowed to Mention…

Friday, October 17, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Friday, October 17, 2014 10:09 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor…

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He Left His Calling Card

Friday, October 17, 2014 8:00 am

In a televised speech, Argentina’s president claimed that the USA is behind a plot to assassinate her.

Well, the fact that she’s still alive DOES point to this being an Obama project.

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Verbatim Conversation

Thursday, October 16, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Finally! A Practical Use for Chainsaws!

Thursday, October 16, 2014 9:00 pm


[Chainsaw vs. 5 Beers at once!] (Viewer #48,813)

UPDATE: The original video was deleted, but I found another version of the same video.

You can’t stop the signal…

UPDATE: OK, you CAN stop the signal… BUT… I found the original version of the video, so this one will actually work and stay around for a while.

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An Expert on the Topic

Thursday, October 16, 2014 8:00 pm

On MSNBC, Chris Matthews criticized President Obama for being “intellectually lazy”.

Then moved on to quoting a government-funded study proving global warming.

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What Obama’s Done for Healthcare (Metaphorically Speaking)

Thursday, October 16, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Rubes Comic Strip]

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Link of the Day: I’ll Check My White Male Privilege Right After You Check Your Arrogant Liberal Assumptions

Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:00 pm

(Submitted by CrabbyOldBat via The Matt Walsh Blog [High Praise!])

I’ll check my white male privilege right after you check your arrogant liberal assumptions

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Self-Hoisting Petard

Thursday, October 16, 2014 4:00 pm

In a fundraising letter, Michelle Obama warned that control of the Senate and the potential Republican impeachment of her husband rests on just “a few hundred votes”.

Say, isn’t that about how many Tea Partiers got audited?

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Obama Warned Us – Economy

Thursday, October 16, 2014 2:00 pm

Retweet if you believe our economy should grow from the middle out, not the top down. #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“And PM me if you have any idea what the heck that even means, because *I* sure don’t. What grows from the middle out? A tumor? Man… who writes this stuff?”

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Straight Line of the Day: After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor…

Thursday, October 16, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Thursday, October 16, 2014 10:04 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The CDC’s New Slogan: “Think Ebola”. Blah. What’s a Better Catchphrase for the War on Ebola?

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Perspective

Thursday, October 16, 2014 8:00 am

In Ohio, police boarded a school bus and seized two toy cap guns from a 6-year-old boy who was pointing them at other children.

Could’ve been worse. At least he wasn’t nibbling Pop-Tarts at people.

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I Wish This Were a Joke

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Hope n' Change Cartoons]

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Source for picture 2

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I had no idea Barack was married to Sarah Michelle Gellar.

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Obama Handles the Media (Metaphorically Speaking)

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 9:00 pm


[Extremely Well Trained Dog] (Viewer #347,249)

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Keep Going

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 8:00 pm

Former President Jimmy Carter said he would have been re-elected and beaten Ronald Reagan in 1980 if he had been more “manly” in his dealings with Iran.

And unemployment, and inflation, and interest rates…

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Firearm Safety for Children

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to DoublePlusUndead]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Coup D’état: Dennis Rodman Takes Over North Korea In Violent Overthrow

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 6:00 pm

(Submitted by RAML via The Duffel Blog [High Praise!])

Coup D’état: Dennis Rodman Takes Over North Korea In Violent Overthrow

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She Can’t Count That High

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 4:00 pm

At a presser, Nancy Pelosi said of Republicans: “their days are numbered”.

Hopefully in the quadruple digits, if we’re gonna fix this mess.

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Obama Warned Us – America

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 2:00 pm

“The story of America is a story of progress.” —President Obama #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“Sorry. ‘Was’.”

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