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Precedent

Wednesday, October 29, 2014 8:00 am

At a press conference, State Department Spokeswoman Jen Psaki wouldn’t say how many American Ebola victims would be “acceptable”.

Historically speaking, though, I think State has a victim-limit of 4.

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There’s a Reason

Tuesday, October 28, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Cheezburger]

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Is It Wrong to Mock the Smug?

Tuesday, October 28, 2014 9:00 pm

You’re going to need to turn on subtitles if they don’t come on automatically (click on “CC” button, lower right of video)


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Inconsistent

Tuesday, October 28, 2014 8:00 pm

President Obama reached a milestone recently, playing his 200th round of golf since taking office.

Oddly, not one of the clubs he played at gives free memberships to fence-jumpers.

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You Could Stick All the Other Planets Between the Earth and the Moon

Tuesday, October 28, 2014 7:00 pm

Yes, including Pluto (not shown):

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Link of the Day: Semi-Random, Semi-Woven, Semi-Curved, Semi-Linked

Tuesday, October 28, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

2011 Kinda Fresh – January

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Scary

Tuesday, October 28, 2014 4:00 pm

The outbreak of Ebola in West Africa is threatening to shut down production of cacao, the main ingredient in chocolate.

Basically we’re now at risk of the entire world turning into a Michelle-approved school lunch.

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Obama Warned Us – Leadership

Tuesday, October 28, 2014 2:00 pm

“American leadership is the one constant in an uncertain world.” —President Obama #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“Although, ironically, it wouldn’t be an uncertain world if I weren’t leading America.”

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You’ve Been Judged!

Tuesday, October 28, 2014 12:21 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Queen Elizabeth Joined Twitter. Her First Tweet…

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Issued a New Ebola Protocol…

Tuesday, October 28, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama issued a new Ebola protocol…

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Can’t Be Too Careful

Tuesday, October 28, 2014 8:00 am

A Ohio elementary school has officially prohibited any sort of food at students’ birthday celebrations.

Good idea. Someone might nibble it into a gun shape.

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Wonder If He Regrets Saying This Yet?

Monday, October 27, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to After Math]

[reference link]

Funny… this cartoon is from 2010, and the HuffPo quote is from 2009.

Sadly, still perfectly applicable.

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The Star Spangled Banner, Arranged for Rifle and Metal Targets

Monday, October 27, 2014 9:00 pm


[Playing The Star-Spangled Banner with a Gun: www.MusicalTargets.com] (Viewer #1,047,751)

By the way, because of the time lag involved in aiming, this version is half the speed of a normal performance of this song. So if you play the video at 2x speed, it sounds just right.

How to play videos at 2x speed – Go here, click the “request HTML5 player” button; now there will be a playback speed option when you click the little gear symbol in the bottom right of the YouTube video’s taskbar.

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It Worked Before

Monday, October 27, 2014 8:00 pm

The White House is considering options that would allow President Obama to close Gitmo via executive order.

I suppose he could just declare the place a veterans memorial.

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Million Times Forwarded Email

Monday, October 27, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Scott's Blog]
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If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

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Link of the Day: Something Scary For Halloween

Monday, October 27, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Springer's Blog]

Something Scary For Halloween

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Ai-Yi-Yi!

Monday, October 27, 2014 4:00 pm

A new report shows a spike in the number of Cubans fleeing to Florida in homemade rafts.

Although a lot turn back when they find out they’ll be getting the same health care system.

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Obama Warned Us – Middle Class

Monday, October 27, 2014 2:00 pm

“When the middle class thrives … America thrives. When it doesn’t, America doesn’t.” -President Obama #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“I love how easy it is to break this country!”

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You’ve Been Judged!

Monday, October 27, 2014 12:35 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Instead of an Appearance by Obama, What Would Most Democrats Prefer at Their Campaign Rallies

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Straight Line of the Day: Queen Elizabeth Joined Twitter. Her First Tweet…

Monday, October 27, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Queen Elizabeth joined Twitter. Her first tweet…

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