HOW? I Still Don’t Even Get the WHY!

A new report shows that the Obama administration is withholding from Congress details about how $1.3 billion in US taxpayer funds was delivered to Iran.

Fine. You don’t have to tell us. Just put it on a private server and we’ll get it from the Russians later.

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The Illustrated Gateway Pundit: Just Like Hillary

[Wikileaks: 67 Emails Between Hillary and Chelsea Clinton under HER FAKE NAME “Diane Reynolds”]

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Don’t Mistake Slow-Paced for Nothing Happening

Let this one breathe…

[Star Size Comparison 2] (Viewer #1,209,145)

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Like Trying to Catch a Teflon-Coated Greased Pig

House Republicans are preparing to bring a perjury case against Hillary Clinton.

There should be plenty of evidence to take her down… unless she used the word “is” in a deposition…

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Why Not Root for the One Tiny Island of Civilization in an Ocean of Savagery?

[High Praise! to Dry Bones]

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Link of the Day: Mike Rowe Says Idiots Shouldn’t Vote

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“I can’t encourage millions of people whom I’ve never met to just run out and cast a ballot, simply because they have the right to vote”

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Then He Told the Guy in the Wheelchair to Stand Up

Out stumping for Hillary, Vice President Biden harshly criticized Donald Trump, saying he was “unqualified” to serve as commander in chief.

Well, obviously… since Melania was never President.

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Obama Warned Us – SCOTUS Confirmation

Senate leaders are weakening our highest court by refusing to vote on Judge Garland. http://ofa.bo/2ajlr8N #DoYourJob
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“Also, protecting our Constitution, and I find that infuriating.”

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Straight Line of the Day: In an Attempt to Quash Rumors About Her Poor Health, Hillary Clinton…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In an attempt to quash rumors about her poor health, Hillary Clinton…

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At Least She’s Not Quoting Dead Marxists Anymore

Hillary Clinton threatened new taxes on the rich, saying “we’re going where the money is”.

Bad move. Now she faces a plagiarism lawsuit from the estate of Willie Sutton.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Obvious Solution to a Persistent Problem

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Fireworks!

If you get bored with the pre-game chatter (which I honestly found kinda interesting), the super-spectacular slo-mo footage starts at 3:07, so feel free to jump ahead with minimal guilt.

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So Unfair

Aetna, the nation’s third largest health insurer, announced that it will pull out of Obamacare exchanges, citing losses of more than $430 million.

President Obama said he was gravely disappointed by their choice to quit before they ran out of money to lose

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Like a Cankly Robin Hood, Without the Moral High Ground

(Submitted by Slapout [High Praise!])

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Link of the Day: If the Food Nazis Hate It, I Assume It’s Awesome

Via CSPI

Xtreme Eating 2016

My opinion: CSPI lies with every initial in their acronym. They’re busybodies and bullies and I wish them all a bad case of tofu-related intestinal cramps.

On the other hand, the food list makes them cry, which makes me happy.

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