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If They Had a Space Program, It Would’ve Been

Saturday, September 27, 2014 8:00 pm

A mysterious explosion that rocked Nicaragua’s capital appears to have been caused by a small meteorite.

Which, President Obama was quick to assure everyone, was “not Islamic“.

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Link of the Day: Joe Biden: Impeach the President If He Goes to War Without Congressional Approval

Saturday, September 27, 2014 6:00 pm

(Submitted by my Blogless Brother Roy [High Praise!])

Joe Biden: Impeach the President If He Goes to War Without Congressional Approval

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Don Rickles and Mr. T – Not As Weird As You’d Think

Saturday, September 27, 2014 3:00 pm


[Don Rickles & Mr. T (Merv Griffin Show 1983)] (Viewer #690,269)

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“Hold Still While I Pick Your Pocket” Is Not a Plan

Saturday, September 27, 2014 12:00 pm

Self-described “socialist” Democrat Senator Bernie Sanders called for a new tax on millionaires and billionaires.

Oh… you mean those guys who can afford to pay accountants to find loopholes?

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Minor Revenge: Part 1

Saturday, September 27, 2014 8:00 am

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Axis of Evil

Friday, September 26, 2014 10:00 pm

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Just As Fake As the Bad News

Friday, September 26, 2014 9:00 pm


[I've Got Good News and Good News: Muffins Are Delicious] (Viewer #334,359)

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Good Old Days

Friday, September 26, 2014 8:00 pm

Liberal Economist Paul Krugman said that Republicans want to “push us back to 1894″.

Yes, but only because incandescent light bulbs were still legal then.

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Pals

Friday, September 26, 2014 7:00 pm

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Link of the Day: Teller From Penn and Teller Reveals Some of His Magic Secrets

Friday, September 26, 2014 6:00 pm

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Teller From Penn and Teller Reveals Some of His Magic Secrets

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Truly Diabolical

Friday, September 26, 2014 4:00 pm

President Obama said his plan is to “degrade and ultimately destroy” ISIS.

So… they have to provide their employees with Obamacare now?

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Obama Warned Us – More

Friday, September 26, 2014 2:00 pm

Americans are paying less and getting more from their health care. More from @voxdotcom: http://ofa.bo/a0sW.

@BarackObama

“For example: way more time in the doctor’s waiting room.”

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Straight Line of the Day: During a Recent Trip to a Democrat Fundraiser, President Obama…

Friday, September 26, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

During a recent trip to a Democrat fundraiser, President Obama…

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Only One Thing, Actually

Friday, September 26, 2014 8:00 am

Eric Holder said “we must never lose sight of what violent extremists fear the most: the strength of our communities; our unwavering respect for equality, civil rights, and civil liberties; and our enduring commitment to justice, democracy, and the rule of law.”

Odd… he forgot “laser-guided incendiary ordnance”.

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Yes, I Miss Him Yet

Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:00 pm

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Obama’s coffee salute:

Bush’s puppy salute:

Of course Liberals are arguing that Obama’s Coffee Salute is not nearly as bad as George Bush’s “Puppy Salute”. The trouble is, one is obviously meant as, “You don’t deserver the effort it takes to shift this coffee cup to my other hand, which is free,” while the other is, “I’m struggling to keep my dog from jumping out of my arms, but I’m still going to try to salute you, because you deserve the effort.”

When measuring the meaning of deviations from formality, always consider the motives that prompted them.

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Use the Word “Wanderlust” in a Rap Song, White Boy

Thursday, September 25, 2014 9:00 pm


[Nerd Raps in the Hood] (Viewer #1,718,151)

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The Light’s Better Over Here

Thursday, September 25, 2014 8:00 pm

The Justice Department announced that it is opening a federal investigation into the Ferguson, MO, police department in the wake of the Michael Brown shooting.

Man… Holder’s REALLY getting desperate to find those Fast & Furious guns.

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Most Talked About Food on Twitter – By State

Thursday, September 25, 2014 7:00 pm

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Possibly the only state-related fun fact that I’ve never discussed, so here’s the map for you Nukers to bicker over the accuracy of:

And no, I don’t know what “durian” is either. Sound like an ingredient in synthetic motor oil.

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Link of the Day: Obama Excuse List

Thursday, September 25, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Springeraz of Nuking Politics]

Respect Is A Two Way Street, Mr. Obama

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Transparency

Thursday, September 25, 2014 4:00 pm

John Kerry told a NATO gathering that President Obama’s strategy against ISIS is “becoming more clear by the day”.

As is the sound of terrorists laughing at it.

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