They’ve Never Worked for So Little

Homeland Security reports that illegal immigrants are teaming up with unrelated children, pretending to be families, and fabricating tales of heart-rending woes to convince border agents to admit them into the country.

You’d be amazed how often some Spaniard tells them “This is noble, sir. His wife is crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation”.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Hobgoblin!

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This Movie Always Has a Happy Ending

Computer scientists attempting to electronically replicate the human brain are close to creating a “living PC“.

OK… has NOBODY seen ST:TOS “What Are Little Girls Made Of?

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Liberals: Be Careful What You Wish For

(Submitted by slapout [High Praise!])

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Link of the Day: Here’s Why the Electoral College Will Never Go Away

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

The First (And Last) Serious Challenge to the Electoral College System

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Consider It a Dark and Gritty Reboot of “Day of the Dolphin”

The Pentagon is now looking to deploy autonomous underwater robot attack submarines.

Well… the sequel to “Finding Dory” just got a lot more interesting…

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Obama Warned Us – Lower Uninsured Rate

Since 2010, America’s uninsured rate has been cut in half.
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“Although the overpaying-for-substandard-coverage rate has more than doubled”

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Straight Line of the Day: Trump’s Still Looking for a Secretary of State. Who Do You Suggest?

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Trump’s still looking for a Secretary of State. Who do you suggest?

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But They’ll Still Insist They’ve Got It Right Next Time Without Having Changed a Single Thing They Do

Democratic pollster Celinda Lake blamed a “herd mentality” for the fact that all the major polls predicted a Clinton victory.

Weird… I didn’t know a group of lemmings was called a “herd

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The Illustrated Frank J: One-Trick Donkey

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I Like the Mercator Because It Makes Hippies Cry

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Read YouTube comments at your own risk, but I found this one amusing:

I always find the imperialist critique of the Mercator projection a bit odd. Sounds really smart, but does anyone actually ever think, “Hey look, Africa is slightly smaller than it should be. Still pretty massive, but around the same size as Greenland. Must be an awful and insignificant place.”?

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Help! Help! They’re Being Repressed!

DNC Chair Donna Brazile blamed Hillary’s loss on “voter suppression” efforts in key states that Donald Trump carried.

Donna, if Republicans had the faintest notion of how to suppress votes, Trump would be succeeding President McCain.

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Meet the Hillary Voter

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Satire – New-Look Democrats Introduce Racist Platform

[High Praise! to News Mutiny]

New-Look Democrats Introduce Racist Platform

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Where Can I Donate to Help Hillary Get the Justice She Deserves?

A group of computer scientists and election lawyers are working to convince Hillary Clinton’s campaign that she should challenge the results of the election.

For selfish reasons, I fully support a recount: the only thing better than watching Hillary lose is watching her lose twice.

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