This Is Going to Complicate Government Forms

President Trump said he wants NASA to “send American astronauts back to the moon, and eventually Mars“.

Liberals wonder why were wasting all that money when we could just have people identify as Martians for free.

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*Slowly Reaches for Smotherin’ Pillow*

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows Over 90% of TV Coverage About President Trump Is Negative. One of the Nice Things They Say About Trump…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new study shows that over 90% of TV coverage about President Trump is negative. One of the nice things they say about Trump…

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The Illustrated Frank J: Mixed Feelings

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Hey… You… Guy That Looks Familiar…

A tech company has developed an AI algorithm that can connect to millions of surveillance cameras and instantly recognize any of the 2 billion people whose faces it has on file.

Downside: really lousy with names.

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The Special Edition Model Will Have Leather Seats and a Jet Engine

Aria, an American auto company, is planning build an 1,150 horsepower street-legal production car.

I wanna buy one just to idle in my driveway and make hippies cry.

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That Escalated Quickly

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Some swears and an obscene gesture at the end, but otherwise a nicely produced series of fight choreographies and geek references, of which I think I only got about half.

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Link of the Day: It Was Bigger Than I Thought It Was

[High Praise! to Grumpy Sloth]

10 Things You didn’t know about the Romans

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Also, He’s Running for Mayor

Discovered in New Zealand: a giant penguin the size of a fully grown man.

I was a little nervous about this story, but there’s no top hat, monocle, or umbrella involved, so we’re safe.

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Socialism Explained for Outdoorsmen

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: Coming Soon – A Giant Sign on the Moon. It Will Say…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Coming soon – a giant sign on the moon. It will say…

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The Illustrated Frank J: The Science Is Settled

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Subtle Symbolism

A man biting his fellow passengers on a JetBlue flight forced the plane to turn around.

Can’t help thinking there’s an Alabama senate race metaphor in there somewhere.

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Funny, They Never Had a Problem with Anything Obama Did

58 House Democrats voted in favor of a resolution to impeach President Trump.

Yes, monkeys frequently vote to build houses while it’s raining.

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Dance Fight!

[Russian Ballet Dancer Wears Strange Costume So He Can Act Out A Fight Between Two Kids] (Viewer #100,210)

After you finish, you’ll want to watch it again to figure out how the heck he’s doing these moves, because it looks like he has 2 sets of legs

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