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lolbama! Part 78

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

NOTE: I know the holidays are coming up & all, but I could use a few more entries on lolterizt next week if you have the time. Here’s the uncaptioned picture from last time:

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Basil:

From James:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Travelwise 42:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

From Arik:

[reference link]

From Arik:

From Arik:

[reference link]

From Hippie Punchomatic 5000:

From James:

[reference link]

From Mike:

[Has Obama EVER gotten a quote right?]

From me (Harvey):

From Mrs. Arik:

From Arik:

From Travelwise 42:

From Travelwise 42:


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

Bonus challenge: don’t use the word “coal”.


Maybe Kris for “bury you”, since I assume they no longer teach about Kruschev in public schools.

Unless “Blazing Saddles” is considered obscure, now, in which case it’s a 3-way tie between James, Mike, and me.

What say you?


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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lolterizt! Part 146

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



[reference link]


[reference link]


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[reference link]


From Ed the Pastor:

[Hey Frank! It's for you!]

From Peregrine John:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

From Arik:

From Arik:

[reference link]

From Arik:

[reference link]

From Arik:

From Brian the Adequate:

From me (Harvey):


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


I’m nominating Arik for “walk a mile”. In our smoke-o-phobic culture, I assume there are some readers who’ve never heard of this ad campaign.

What say you?


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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lolbama! Part 77

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Ed the Pastor:

[ref 1,ref 2]

From James:

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[ref 1,ref 2]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[ref 1,ref 2]

From Kris:

From me (Harvey):

From me (Harvey):

[reference link]

From me (Harvey):

From Peregrine John:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Col Bunny:

From James:

From Kris:

[reference link]


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


I’d say Ed the Pastor, with honorable mention to Kris for “Over, under, in and out.”

What say you?


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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The Week in Doug

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

Doug had a bunch of days off in the last couple weeks, so that’s why I didn’t post last week.

In other news, Westwood One, the company that got Doug’s show produced in the first place, was purchased by media conglomerate Dial Global, who has chosen not to renew Doug’s contract. The show ends production sometime in the next 3 or 4 weeks. I don’t have a specific end date yet.

As for me, Dial will likely shuffle me off to one of its other programs to do web work. No word on what that might be, yet.

Meanwhile, enjoy the Douggy goodness while it lasts.

From the audio files:

1) “…First thing that’s going to happen [on election day 2012] is the paper-shredders in Washington are going to start revving up… The second thing that’s going to happen is a lame duck President, like Obama… he will inflict as much damage as fast as he can…”

2) “…[Obama's Thanksgiving] remarks were completely void of any religious references, although Thanksgiving is a holiday that traditionally is steeped in giving thanks and praise to God…”

3) “…I do not know why everyone except for the President does not fly commercial. If it’s good enough for you and me… if it’s safe enough, then why the heck aren’t they doing it?…”

4) “…The Supreme Court is reviewing Obamacare… Some people on the left – the Obama White House possibly amongst them – believe that this situation is a win-win for Obama…”

More audio clips here.

And for those who would rather read than listen, gems-a-plenty:

1) “The gloves are off. We have a choice in 2012. We can choose to be a country of economic growth, employment, low taxes, and low debt. Or you can vote for liberals, and if they win, we can continue down the road of economic stagnation, unemployment, food stamps, high taxes, and high debt.”

2) “The Thanksgiving holiday is a symbol of the fact that consumption is the result and reward of production. Sadly, in Europe they don’t have anything like this, as either a holiday or an idea.”

3) “When Obama hears the word ‘Thanksgiving,’ he thinks it’s a national holiday for people to give thanks to him.”

4) “Obama’s is trying to run on all kinds of different things. He’s operating on what I call the ‘spaghetti theory’ – you throw a plate of spaghetti against the wall and you see what sticks. Because he’s got nothing to run on because he can’t run on his record.”

5) “I suspect that Mitt Romney’s hairstyle represents the most consistent view he’s ever had.”

6) “This super committee failure is deliberate campaign politics. Obama’s rotten economy, his rotten performance on jobs, is something he wants to run on as if it were the Republicans all along, for the past three years, who’ve stood in the way of him making the economy recover.”

7) “We are watching right now the fight for communism to succeed at the world’s dominant power, which defies logic. Because it’s deadly, it’s violent, it has nothing attractive about it other than the vanity of the human beings involved in it.”

8) “Obamacare is 2700 pages long. It’s indecipherable. It’s complicated to a degree that it is hard for the average person to even fathom it. And this severs the link between law and the average citizen. It makes it impossible for the law to be something that the citizenry can even know or understand to any reasonable degree.”

9) “I’m not against hospice care. What I’m against is the way Obamacare pushes doctors to use it as execution care.”

10) Obama talks about America as if he’s some outside observer, like some outside commentator. Every time Obama talks about Americans, he exclusively talks about them in trite, condescending stereotypes, almost as if everything he knows about America and Americans were something he learned second-hand.”

I know it’s a cliche to quote “Atlas Shrugged” in relation to the Obama administration, but #8 puts me in mind of this paragraph on the REAL reason for passing abominable laws like Obamacare (emphasis added):

“Did you really think that we want those laws to be observed?” said Dr. Ferris. “We want them broken. You’d better get it straight that it’s not a bunch of boy scouts you’re up against – then you’ll know that this is not the age for beautiful gestures. We’re after power and we mean it. You fellows were pikers, but we know the real trick, and you’d better get wise to it. There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What’s there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced nor objectively interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then you cash in on guilt. Now that’s the system, Mr. Rearden, that’s the game, and once you understand it, you’ll be much easier to deal with.”

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lolterizt! Part 145

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From me (Harvey):

[reference link]

From me (Harvey):

[reference link]

From me (Harvey):

From James:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

[ref 1, ref 2]

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Les of Brick Moon:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From Kris:

From me (Harvey):

[reference link]


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


Gotta go to Les for mentioning a book so obscure I couldn’t even find a reference link for it. I suspect he probably just made it up.


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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lolbama! Part 76

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Arik:

From Arik:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Larsinkima:

From Larsinkima:

From Les of Brick Moon:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From KT:

From Raving Lunatic:

From Raving Lunatic:

From Raving Lunatic:

[reference link]


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


Definitely Kris, but I’m not sure whether for the 18 year old Simpson’s reference, or the 61 year old Bugs Bunny reference (well, technically the 63 year old Bogart reference)

What say you?


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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The Week in Doug

Monday, November 14th, 2011

From the audio files:

1) “…If Romney ends up as the nominee, I hope he has to earn it, and I hope he doesn’t get it soon. I hope he has to go the whole length [of the primary process] to get it. Because he’s got to be pulled in our direction. He’s got to be KEPT in our direction once we pull him there…”

2) “…The liberals hate the fact… that there are successful, conservative, black men and women who dare to make the ultimate offense of thinking for themselves, of being self-sufficient, or that dare… to leave the plantation of government dependency…”

3) “…Have you ever seen a group of reporters who had such an attitude, just on their faces? A group of reporters who just detested being in the presence of Republicans…”

4) “…So you’ve got two Cain accusers. This one connected with the Obama regime, this one a serial accuser. This is political assassination, my dear friends, and you’re never going to know the truth of the matter – you weren’t there. So you’ve gotta judge the people by their character, by their conduct, by what we DO know about them…”

More audio clips here.

And for those who would rather read than listen, gems-a-plenty:

1) “Anybody who criticizes the media, sort of gives them an on-air spanking during these debates, you’re gonna like that person. But don’t be seduced by that stuff. They must also prove they hold solid conservative values.”

2) “You know, the left is having a complete cow, my friends, about Herman Cain’s endurance. They don’t even begin to understand it.”

3) “In the debates, did you see Mitt Romney looking at Jim Cramer while he was screaming these questions like he was an insect that just crawled out from under a rock?”

4) “Are any of these Republicans a perfect candidate? No. We don’t have a perfect candidate. But ya wanna know something? The Democrats don’t have a perfect candidate either.”

5) “A big kerfluffle has been made out of the fact that Hermain Cain referred to Pelosi as ‘Princess Nancy’ (Maybe that’s abuse! Maybe she’s offended! Maybe SHE’LL file a complaint!). But that’s what most Americans think of Nancy Pelosi, anyway. When Cain says things like that, he just scoops up more money and more support.”

6) “The East-Coast RINO Republican crowd are the ones supporting Romney, but they don’t ever come into contact with regular people, unless they’re being served breakfast by them in a restaurant or in first class.”

7) “We seem to have, under this administration, a bad habit of aiding these companies that make things we don’t need and that can’t compete in the free market.”

8) “These pictures of Jimmy Carter building homes in Haiti in his denim & neckerchief – this is the left’s vision for you. When you are 87, you better have a hammer in your hand, you better be put to work, you better have some gloves on, or they’re going to take your medications away.”

9) “If Cain looks like he’s having a hard time responding to these baseless accusations, it’s because he’s not a smooth, practiced, polished, experienced liar like Bill Clinton. Which is why people like him.”

10) “The Obama administration is as transparent as a cement wall in North Korea.”

That first audio clip: some sound advice on disaster-preparedness. It’s like one of those old Civil Defense “Duck and Cover” films on what to do in the event of a Romney presidency.

Sometimes we need to be strong enough to think the unthinkable.

Note: the debate referred to in some of these is last week’s Michigan debate on the economy, not the defense debate from over the weekend.

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lolterizt! Part 144

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Arik:

[reference link]

From Arik:

[reference link]

From Hunter:

[See production note #2, please]

From James:

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From me (Harvey):


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From me (Harvey):

From Arik:

From Arik:

[reference link]

From Capt Midnight:

[reference link]

From Hunter:

From Mxymaster:


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


I thought they were all fairly mainstream this week, although I haven’t actually read a Beetle Bailey comic in about 25 years, so maybe Arik?

Or possibly Capt Midnight for actually knowing the name of the host of “Pimp My Ride”.

What say you?


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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The Week in Doug

Sunday, November 6th, 2011

From the audio files:

1) “…Now stop and compare [what Reagan said] to the party of Obama… You’ve got a President today who does everything possible to do the opposite – to divide America…”

2) “…The Green Jobs agenda, takes billions of dollars, your dollars, taxpayer dollars, and it takes that money to destroy existing jobs. And it replaces the existing jobs with jobs that are in the politically-favored businesses…”

3) “…I’ve always been troubled by the idea that a woman could ruin a man, or attempt to, anonymously, and the media will be completely complicit in her anonymous attempt…”

4) “…The important thing here is that this never even rose to the level of becoming a lawsuit… The general counsel for the Restaurant Association… conduct their investigation – what do they learn? They learn that the [accusations] are baseless…”

More audio clips here.

And for those who would rather read than listen, gems-a-plenty:

1) “Obama has achieved only one real ‘success,’ and that is the absolute socialistic legislation of Obamacare, that is a death-curse on this country.”

2) “This is what we call Obama math: he wants to use tax dollars – that are confiscated from you – to pay for their privilege of destroying jobs.”

3) “My advice to Herman Cain: if there’s no blue dress, ignore the press.”

4) “The best thing Karl Rove could do for the Republican Party is to go advise some Democrats.”

5) “It’s not so much that we’re not better off than we were 4 years ago as it is that we’re not any better off than we were $4 trillion ago.”

6) “I’m fascinated by Hugo Chavez, because when you watch things down in Venezuela, you see a preview of what the Obama administration would like to do if they thought they could get away with it.”

7) “White House staff are crediting Michelle Obama for their weight loss. Maybe it’s because Michelle keeps getting to the buffet table first and there’s nothing left.”

8) “Global warming is the tool the fascists use to make their dream – or nightmare – become a reality, and I hear, behind the door of this stuff, the chains and shackles rattling.”

9) “This whole idea of anthropogenic global warming, this is, my dear friends, the greatest fraud in modern human history. The left needs a crisis structure to use to control you, to decide who gets the money and who doesn’t, who makes the money and who pays – all by government force.”

10) “No word yet on whether Cain drove off a bridge drunk with one of the women and let her drown. Also no word on whether Cain was running a male-prostitution ring out of his basement.”

Also waiting to hear if he’s posted nude pictures of himself on the internet or fathered a child out of wedlock.

By the way, that 4th audio clip is very good. Doug takes his film-producer’s imagination and paints a vivid picture of how the discussion between the accuser, her lawyer, and the National Restarant Association probably went. It’s very “yup, that sounds about right.”

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lolbama! Part 75

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From AT:

[reference link]

From Basil:

[reference link]

From Basil:

[reference link]

From DamnCat:

[reference link]

From James:

From James:

From Jared:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

[reference link]

From Kris:

From Mrs C:

[reference link]

BONUS: Check out Irritable Pundit’s Occupy Wall Street pic.


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Basil:

From Russ:

[reference link]


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: Wild Bill]:


For this week’s Obscury, I’m thinking AT’s Darth Obama quote. What say you?

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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