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Original Star Wars Trailer: Not Much Better Than Parody Trailer

Monday, December 15, 2014 9:00 pm

WARNING: This is… boring… and only valuable as a historical curiosity:


[Star Wars: Teaser Trailer] (Viewer #968,611)

Compare to “Hardware Wars

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Also, You’re Stupid

Monday, December 15, 2014 8:00 pm

On MSNBC, a New York Times reporter said that health insurance is “weird and complicated”, so “a free market doesn’t work very well”.

Sure. And all you need to fix it is more of the government regulations that made it weird and complicated in the first place.

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The New Obamacare Slogan

Monday, December 15, 2014 7:00 pm

(Inspired by a conversation with Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

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Link of the Day: Satire – Protesters Burn Down Dunkin’ Donuts In Response To Police Brutality

Monday, December 15, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Daily Currant]

Protesters Burn Down Dunkin’ Donuts In Response To Police Brutality

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Like Soros…

Monday, December 15, 2014 4:00 pm

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said the Democrats’ 2016 nominee “should be willing to challenge wealthy and powerful interests”.

For example: challenging them to give more at political fundraisers.

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Obama Warned Us – To Do

Monday, December 15, 2014 2:00 pm

Check this off your to-do list: Find quality, affordable health care. http://ofa.bo/c1jk #GetCovered

@BarackObama

“Seriously, just take it off the list, because it’s not gonna happen under Obamacare.”

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Straight Line of the Day: The Government’s Latest Attempt at Promoting Obamacare…

Monday, December 15, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…

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Also, No Titles of Nobility

Monday, December 15, 2014 8:00 am

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said President Obama considers the GOP’s “Emperor” criticism “a badge of honor”.

Mr. President: this is America – we don’t need no stinking badges.

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Nice Trick, But I’d Hate to Be the Guy Who Cleans Up the Stage Between Acts

Sunday, December 14, 2014 10:00 pm


[Ma Yan Yan – An awesome magic ballet performance at Amazing Chinese 2014] (Viewer #1,097,498)

This girl is so good, that even the many intercut pointless reaction shots from the judges weren’t enough to keep me from watching this to the end.

And take a good look at the stage at the end and think about the fact that she had all that on her at the beginning of the act.

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He Only Scares Our Allies

Sunday, December 14, 2014 8:00 pm

Conservative columnist George Will took a shot at Obama, calling him “the greatest builder of the Republican Party since Ronald Reagan”.

Sadly, though, not NEARLY as scary to Russia.

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Link of the Day: Fun Game, and Also You’re Racist

Sunday, December 14, 2014 6:00 pm

Parable of the Polygons

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We’ll Call It an “Action Comedy”

Sunday, December 14, 2014 3:00 pm

It’s somewhat helpful to know the characters of Team Fortress 2, but not at all necessary. The characters tell you who they are by their actions as the video rolls along:


[End of the Line [SFM]] (Viewer #1,121,831)

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Just Keep Firing

Sunday, December 14, 2014 12:00 pm

The Obama administration is open to “limits” on the duration of its military efforts in Iraq and Syria.

Why? The only limit I see is running out of live terrorists.

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Good Morning Happy Thought

Sunday, December 14, 2014 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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It’s Not Just That the Knife Is Pretty, But Also That the Spirit Behind Its Creation Is Beautiful

Saturday, December 13, 2014 10:00 pm


[The Birth Of A Tool. Part III. Damascus steel knife making (by John Neeman Tools)] (Viewer #704,523)

[Some notes on Damascus steel]

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Lots of Experience

Saturday, December 13, 2014 8:00 pm

A new report shows the Pentagon got duped into making a ransom payment for Bowe Bergdahl to a con man.

Huh. You’d think that working with Obama would’ve taught them to spot those.

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Link of the Day: The Report on Torture Is Actually Worse Than Torture

Saturday, December 13, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Hope n’ Change Cartoons]

Torcher

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Science and Water and Plates! Oh my!

Saturday, December 13, 2014 3:00 pm


[Crazy pool vortex] (Viewer #2,939,666)

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If It’d Been BushCare…

Saturday, December 13, 2014 12:00 pm

Asked about NBC’s failure to cover Jonathan Gruber’s remarks, Chuck Todd said “I’m not saying it’s not a story.”

He’s just saying it doesn’t make Republicans look bad.

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Force Feed

Saturday, December 13, 2014 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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