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Send to Kindle (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said the Benghazi hearings are just a Republican “attempt to politicize” the issue.
Absolutely. If the hearings were fair, Candy Crowley would be there handing out transcripts.
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Of the two religions that hate Christianity and call America the Great Satan, Political Correctness is more pervasive and more persuasive. In part, this is because one of its religious dogmas, never to be questioned, is that it is not a religion and it has no dogmas: it is merely the truth believed by all right-thinking non-child-eating non-bigots.
Send to Kindle (6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)A South Carolina teacher received an $85,000 settlement after being fired for stomping on an American flag during a class lesson.
Yeah… bet he didn’t stomp on the settlement check.
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(No Ratings Yet)An Illinois woman was arrested for DUI after she got drunk to celebrate the end of her previous DUI sentence.
Why does this remind me of Obama’s reelection?
Send to Kindle (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)I will never forget that the only reason I’m standing here today is because somebody, somewhere stood up for me when it was risky. Stood up when it was hard. Stood up when it wasn’t popular. And because that somebody stood up, a few more stood up. And then a few thousand stood up. And then a few million stood up. And standing up, with courage and clear purpose, they somehow managed to change the world.
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jan. 8, 2008
“Now shut up and stand where you’re told.”
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Send to Kindle (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Despite Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move!” initiative, a new poll shows that Americans are exercising less this year.
Maybe we should get Michelle to push for more government spending.
Send to Kindle (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Obama’s Latest Dubious Claim About Benghazi…”
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CITIZEN: Hello!? Somebody just kicked down my door, they’re in the house; they’ve got guns!
911 OPERATOR: I’m sorry, given the speed of the attack we won’t be able to get there in time.
CITIZEN: What are you talking about!! Someone’s broken into my house! I need help!
911 OPERATOR: I’m sorry ma’am, we’re not allowed to deploy forces into harm’s way without knowing exactly what’s going on in real time.
CITIZEN: I’m telling you what’s going on in real time you moron! There are home invaders here – with guns! They’re going to kill me and my children!
911 OPERATOR: I’m very sorry ma’am. But our stats indicate we won’t be able to get there in time to help. Death is a part of life. Do you have any messages you’d like me to pass on to your survivors?
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Send to Kindle (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) (6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)To overcome extremism, we must also be vigilant in upholding the values our troops defend – because there is no force in the world more powerful than the example of America. That is why I have ordered the closing of the detention center at Guantanamo Bay, and will seek swift and certain justice for captured terrorists – because living our values doesn’t make us weaker, it makes us safer and it makes us stronger.
BARACK OBAMA, Address to Joint Session of Congress, Feb. 24, 2009
“Hey guys, I was TOTALLY gonna close Gitmo, but the shop that prints the “Closed” signs had to shut down due to the sequester, so that’s the Republicans’ fault”
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