After the Mess of His Presidency, Obama Should Have to Pay to Speak in Public

President Obama will be giving a speech at a healthcare conference for which he’ll be paid $400,000.

And now you know where your Obamacare premiums are going.

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You Can’t Make a Hippie Happy

Bruce Springsteen has released an anti-Trump protest song.

So, what’s he upset about? The improving economy or the dead terrorists?

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Deodorant Is Like the Watermelon of Ballistics Gel

[Slow Mo Pellet Penetration – The Slow Mo Guys] (Viewer #1,412,725)

There’s no more slow-mo stuff after 6:25, just damage inspection, so if you get bored, feel free to jump out.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Trump Approaches United Airlines About Managing Guantanamo

[High Praise! to The Burrard Street Journal]

Trump Approaches United Airlines About Managing Guantanamo

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You Have No Chance To Survive Make Your Time

North Korean state media warned the United States to expect a “super-mighty preemptive strike

So… are all of Kim Jong Un’s foreign policies stolen from bad kung-fu movie subtitles?

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Liberals: When Wacky Schemes Backfire

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: Liberal “News” Blog ‘The Huffington Post’ Is Renaming Itself…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Liberal “news” blog ‘The Huffington Post’ is renaming itself…

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The Illustrated Frank J: It’s Like Becoming a Stonecutter

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Also Useful If Earth Is Invaded by Flying Space Cats

The Army is now testing powerful lasers that can shoot a drone out of the sky on a battlefield.

If successful, United Airlines is looking to buy it for overbooked flight passenger management.

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Also, Pink Periscopes

With women now serving aboard submarines, the Navy is building new subs specifically to accommodate female crew members.

So… clothesline running down the middle of the ship to hang pantyhose on?

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Basically, It’s Every Liberal’s Jobs Bill

[Vimeo direct link]

The video itself is apolitical, but I’ll make the obvious analogy:

When you’ve got too much money on your hands, bad decisions inevitably follow.

With elected Democrats, it’s too much of other people’s money, and the decisions are infinitely worse.

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Link of the Day: Satire – United Airlines Bumps Armed Jihadi Off Plane, CAIR Sues

[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]

United Airlines bumps armed jihadi off plane, CAIR sues

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I’ll Stick With Hugging Puppies

New studies show that botox may be an effective treatment for depression.

Huh… if that’s true, how come Nancy Pelosi’s so grouchy?

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Statute of Limitations Applies if Everyone’s Dead

[High Praise! to The Daily Gouge]

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Straight Line of the Day: Turns Out the Shadowy Extremist Group Behind All the Anti-Trump Riots…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Turns out the shadowy extremist group behind all the anti-Trump riots is…

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