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Some Historical Perspective for People Who Think America Stinks

Tuesday, January 27, 2015 9:00 pm


[Our Narrow Slice] (Viewer #4,186,988)

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Tuesday, January 27, 2015 8:00 pm

Josh Earnest said “we should have sent someone with a higher profile” to the Paris unity march.

Good call, Josh, since a snake in a wagon rut would’ve had a higher profile.

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Historical Presidency

Tuesday, January 27, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! Springer’s Blog]

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Link of the Day: “A Promising Local Artist”

Tuesday, January 27, 2015 6:00 pm

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2010 Quasi-Fresh – January

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Very Suspicious

Tuesday, January 27, 2015 4:00 pm

Asked what’s being done to monitor potential terrorists, Eric Holder said “we’re not stereotyping anybody”.

Except, you know, members of a group with “Patriot” in their name.

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Obama Warned Us – Tough

Tuesday, January 27, 2015 2:00 pm

“No matter how tough times get, Americans are tougher.” —President Obama #MadeInAmerica

@BarackObama

“I plan to test this theory until failure.”

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Straight Line of the Day: North Korea Criticized President Obama for…

Tuesday, January 27, 2015 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

North Korea criticized President Obama for…

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Defeat From the Jaws of Victory

Tuesday, January 27, 2015 8:00 am

Scientists announced that they may be one step closer to curing the common cold.

That’ll be great, as long as Obama doesn’t decide to bring the war on viruses to a “responsible end”, first.

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SOTU in a Nutshell

Monday, January 26, 2015 10:00 pm

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Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!

Monday, January 26, 2015 9:00 pm


[#Equality] (Viewer #374,001)

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It’s a Verb Now

Monday, January 26, 2015 8:00 pm

Scientists say that the Mars Curiosity rover has detected evidence that life once existed on Mars.

The current theory is that it kept electing Democrat mayors and Detroited itself to death.

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This Might’ve Worked

Monday, January 26, 2015 7:00 pm

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Tying Knots: Because Some Day You Might Run Out of Duct Tape

Monday, January 26, 2015 6:00 pm

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Essential Knots for the Outdoors

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I Was Thinking Someone More Narcissistic and Violent, Like Miss Piggy

Monday, January 26, 2015 4:00 pm

Newt Gingrich described Hillary Clinton as “a celebrity, like Kim Kardashian”.

Although it’s doubtful anyone ever died because Kim didn’t answer the phone.

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Obama Warned Us – On Your Side

Monday, January 26, 2015 2:00 pm

“America’s coming back. And I’m going to be on your side every step of the way.” —President Obama #MadeInAmerica

@BarackObama

“On your side, like a remora on a shark.”

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Straight Line of the Day: The Company That Was Fired for Botching HealthCare.Gov Has Now Been Hired by the Government to…

Monday, January 26, 2015 12:00 pm

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The company that was fired for botching HealthCare.gov has now been hired by the government to…

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I Have My Own Theory

Monday, January 26, 2015 8:00 am

The White House still has yet to come up with a believable explanation for why President Obama skipped a free-speech march in Paris attended by 40 world leaders and 3 million people.

Maybe if the cartoonists had been shot by cops…

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What Part of Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei Don’t You Understand?

Sunday, January 25, 2015 10:00 pm

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[The Nazis Were Socialists, Not Right-Wingers] (Viewer #12,473)

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Almost

Sunday, January 25, 2015 8:00 pm

Commenting on Paris, President Obama said “these kind of attacks can happen anywhere in the world”.

Yes… except where there aren’t any radical Muslims.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Obamacare Official to Quit if Resign.gov Ever Works

Sunday, January 25, 2015 6:00 pm

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Obamacare Official to Quit if Resign.gov Ever Works

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