Straight Line of the Day: Right Now, the Democrats’ Best Bet for a 2020 Presidential Candidate…

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Right now, the Democrats’ best bet for a 2020 presidential candidate

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Put In Arugula and Obama Would Order One

In Mexico, a chef made a taco containing shrimp, caviar, truffle, and gold flakes to create the world’s most expensive taco at $25,000.

We could make that in the US for half that, although, ironically, only by using illegal laborers from Mexico.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Never Point Your Gun at Anything You Aren’t Willing etc.

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Hand-Carved From Solid Brass – By a Machine

[The making of a Bach mouthpiece] (Viewer #18,787)

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Even More Average-Man-Friendly than “The Homer”

Commercial airline manufacturer Airbus is showing off a futuristic flying car at the Geneva Motor Show

Sounds great. Now we just need a flying Wal-Mart with a flying parking lot.

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Response to a Global Warmer Who Won’t Take Action Until Everyone Else Does

It’s a comment by Scott Graves to a post at Scott Adams’ Blog (which will be a LOTD soon). It’s out of context, and it has some swears, so I’m just going to clean it up and post it here:


I’m on disability and can’t afford to mess the planet up like [hypocritical celebrity global warming alarmist] Leo[nardo DiCaprio] and his buddies do. People on the low end of the economic spectrum don’t have much more to give up. My thermostat sets at 65 in the winter and 75 in the summer. I can’t afford a higher electric bill. I drive a late 2000 Buick that gets pretty good mileage for what it is. I keep it in good running order to save even more gas because I can’t afford to waste gas money. We live in a small two bedroom apartment. We eat pretty low on the hog, mostly chicken, beans and rice. Beef is a rare treat for us. Not getting live lobster flown in fresh from Maine here.

My point is we on the lower part of the economic spectrum don’t have a whole lot of carbon footprint to reduce. Leo and his buddies do have a lot they can reduce. Yachts, sports cars, limos, mansions, fancy food, and all the entourage cost a lot and wind up with an enormous carbon footprint. When we say “you first” to Algore and DiCrapio, we don’t mean “and then we’ll sacrifice,” we mean come down to our level and THEN talk about sacrifice.


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Link of the Day: Liberals Unparodyable (Again)

[Submitted by BAMA_NO_MO (High Praise!)]

If I were going to parody a liberal rationalization for leaving one (or several) lights on all night, I would write the thing at the other end of this link, verbatim:

WGBH digital mural

For those unfamiliar, WGBH is Boston’s flagship Public Broadcasting Station, and it’s also where a great deal of PBS programming originates.

Which, I suppose, makes them feel justified in indulging themselves in their hypocritical Sasquatchian carbon footprint.

Cutting their funding? Faster, please.

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Drown Me! Roast Me! Hang Me!

Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer is now threatening to shut down the federal government to prevent Republicans from passing immigration reform.

Help. Help. Anything but the briar patch

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15 Reasons to Defund PBS

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It’s not actually 15 reasons, because 6 of them are fake news headlines. Try to guess which. (Answers in the extended entry)


1) PBS Airs Anti-NRA Special: ‘Gunned Down: The Power of the NRA’

2) PBS Coaxing Kids To Tell Stories About ‘What Their Parents Don’t Want Neighbors To Know’

3) Bette Midler on Breast Segment on Sesame Street: ‘Nothing To Be Embarrassed About’

4) Agitprop: PBS’ ‘Black Panthers’ Film Lies to Incite Race Hatred

5) Michelle Obama and Cookie Monster Now Friends

6) Ben Affleck demanded PBS program hide his slave-owning ancestor

7) Bert, Ernie, Obama News Hour Segment Cancelled Due To Trump Interference

8) PBS Anchor Judy Woodruff Also Admits Donating to Clinton Foundation

9) After Iran Nuclear Deal, PBS’s Gwen Ifill Tweets “Take That, Bibi”

10) PBS: Ted Cruz and His Father Are “Satanic”

11) We Are All Discardians Now: Why Has Oscar The Grouch Only Lived In A Trashcan Under Democratic Administrations?

12) FIX IS IN: PBS Moderators Ignore Clinton Scandals

13) No Live Actors, Writers, on Sesame Street Due to Cutbacks

14) PBS NewsHour Cuts Anti-Hillary Portions of Judy Woodruff’s Jill Stein Interview

15) Wikileaks: HRC’s Campaign Has Power Over When PBS Airs Its Stories

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Straight Line of the Day: A Clearly Unhinged Kim Jong-un Threatened to Attack the USA With…

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A Worst-Case Scenario in Trump’s America

Newly-obtained NSA documents reveal that the government has had Donald Trump under illegal surveillance.

That’s horrible! What if the information leaked out and people learned how to make money in real estate?

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The Illustrated walruskkkch: How to Fix Government

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In a Way, I Feel Like This Was How Obamacare Was Sold to Us

It’s “Boiler Room”, so, adult language.

[Ben Affleck’s Boiler Room Speech Sales Training – Persuasion and Manipulation] (Viewer #72,208)

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Job One: Arrest the Midget with the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator

Good news! Scientists have determined that potatoes can be grown in Martian soil.

Well, at least we know the new Mars colony will be well stocked with police, railroads, and whiskey.

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Not Sure Who Deserves This One Most. Any Suggestions?

[High Praise! to Dry Bones]

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