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Fill Your Hand…

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 8:00 pm

California legislators rejected a proposed “John Wayne Day”, saying the actor “had disturbing views towards race”.

Huh. Didn’t know stupidity was now considered a race.

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So I Can Kill the Scumbag at a Distance Instead of Grappling With Him. I’m Not Fighting Fair With Someone Who’s Threatening My Life, Liberty, or Property

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Jim Henson: “Always a Pretty Driven Individual”

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

Henson had his hits & misses, but he was good man, and I admired his work.

31 Genius Facts About Jim Henson

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No Safe Space

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 4:00 pm

A TSA whistle-blower testified to Congress that the TSA’s senior employees are “some of the biggest bullies in government”.

Don’t suppose there’s any chance we can get them transferred to the Border Patrol…

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Obama Warned Us – Climate Change Deal

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 2:00 pm

The Paris Agreement is a big deal. #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Notice I didn’t say it was a ‘good’ deal.”

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s New Program for illegal immigrants includes…

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 12:00 pm

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President Obama’s new program for illegal immigrants includes…

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Because if You Vote for Hillary, You Automatically Lose Your Man Card

Tuesday, May 3, 2016 8:00 am

A new Hillary campaign email offers donors their very own official “woman card”.

Good. Maybe it’ll help eliminate confusion in states with transgender bathroom laws.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Do the Right Thing

Monday, May 2, 2016 10:00 pm

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If a Headline Asks a Question, the Answer Is ‘No’

Monday, May 2, 2016 9:00 pm


[Is Glass a Liquid?] (Viewer #1,466,585)

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Crash and/or Burn

Monday, May 2, 2016 8:00 pm

A dash-cam in Southern California captured images of a giant green fireball streaking across the sky.

Officials are not sure if that the was the state’s economy actually collapsing or just a metaphor.

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A Firm Grasp of Economics

Monday, May 2, 2016 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Health Care Schadenfreude

Monday, May 2, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Your Daily Dose of Vitamin Fred]

They should have bought life insurance

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The Worst Way for the World to End

Monday, May 2, 2016 4:00 pm

Scientists now say that an underground volcano in Idaho would pose a huge threat to the nation if it erupted.

Yeah, it’d be horrible. Potatoes falling out of the sky like a national Irish air raid.

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Obama Warned Us – Climate Change Action

Monday, May 2, 2016 2:00 pm

“Bold action on climate change matters. #ActOnClimate”

@BarackObama

“Notice I didn’t say it ‘worked'”

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Straight Line of the Day: Outside of a Trump Rally, Protesters Waved Signs Saying…

Monday, May 2, 2016 12:00 pm

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Outside of a Trump rally, protesters waved signs saying…

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Even Handed

Monday, May 2, 2016 8:00 am

A new poll shows that 51% of American voters believe that the system US political parties use to pick their candidates for the White House is “rigged”.

The other 49% say it’s completely fair, like the refs in WWE.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Best Served Cold

Sunday, May 1, 2016 10:00 pm

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Will She Be Allowed to Borrow Hillary’s Pantsuits?

Sunday, May 1, 2016 8:00 pm

A spokesman for Hillary Clinton’s campaign said she would consider an all-female ticket if she wins the nomination in July.

So… as a matter of assassination insurance, where is she going to find a woman less competent to be President than herself? Is Joe Biden getting “the surgery”?

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Link of the Day: Watching the Debates?

Sunday, May 1, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Tree Lobsters]

Host of Problems

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I’m Glad These Tragic Fools Aren’t Statistically Representative of the American Population

Sunday, May 1, 2016 3:00 pm


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