Still Waiting to Meet Someone Who Hates Dr. Seuss

[Dr. Seuss – Putting Rhymes to Good Use] (Viewer #328,209)

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It’s a Globalized World. You Just Live in It

George Washington University has changed its course requirements for history majors to no longer include US History.

Yes, excellent idea, since the outcome of every major conflict in the last 100 years was determined in large part by what Luxembourg did.

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2016: The Year of the Woman

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Trump Claims America Should Never Have Given Canada Its Independence

[The Burrard Street Journal]

Trump Claims America Should Never Have Given Canada Its Independence

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Enough About Me. Let’s Talk About You. What Do YOU Think of Me?

In President Obama’s farewell address, he referred to himself 75 times.

About par for the narcissist. I’m just surprised he didn’t manage to squeeze in a round of golf, too.

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Promoted Comment: Wonderful World of Hillary

[left in the comments to this post by Oppo [High Praise!]

(To the tune of “Don’t Know Much About History“)

Don’t know much about her story
Don’t know much criminology
Don’t know much about séance books
Don’t know much about defense she took

But we do know that we loathe you
And we know that if you left us too
What a wonderful world it would be.

Don’t consider I’m a useless breather,
Don’t know much about triggers, either.
Don’t know much about Al-Jazeera.
Don’t know what a sliding scale is, Kira.
But I thought that one and one is two,
And if this one could be without you,
What a wonderful world this would be.

I don’t claim to be an AA student,
But I’d like to be.
For maybe by being an AA student or baby,
It’s a win-win, gov., for me.

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Straight Line of the Day: If You Listened Very Carefully During President Obama’s Farewell Address, You Heard…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If you listened very carefully during President Obama’s farewell address, you heard…

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Maybe You’re Missing the Point of Having a Film Festival

At the Sundance Film Festival, the theme for this year is “Climate Change”.

I’m looking forward to the year when it’s “good movies”.

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The Illustrated Frank J: I’m Hoping Trump Eventually Gets to Play the Bad Guy in the Live Action Captain Planet Movie

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Watching Glass Explode Is Even More Fun Than It Sounds

[Mystery of Prince Rupert’s Drop at 130,000 fps – Smarter Every Day 86] (Viewer #9,314,456)

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Easier on the Eyes, Too

More than 7,000 years after they were embalmed, 15 mummies were taken to a clinic last week to undergo computerized tomography scans.

Surprisingly, it turns out that they were actually injected with fewer preservatives than Nancy Pelosi.

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Death, Taxes, and John Kerry Being Wrong

[High Praise! to Dry Bones]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Intel Analysts Instructed To Limit Briefings With Trump To Under 140 Characters

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Intel analysts instructed to limit briefings with Trump to under 140 characters

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It’s a Valuable Thing; You Just Don’t Give It Away For Nothing

Imprisoned former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is seeking a presidential commutation of his 14-year sentence on a corruption conviction.

I don’t know. Sending Blago back to the free-fire zone of Chicago might have 8th Amendment problems.

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10 Peculiar Reasons Hillary Lost the Election

They’re still in shock, but the liberal media spin is coming, so try not to drown in the flood of pitiful excuses they make for her. Which may or may not include the following, which I probably just made up:


If we wanted to taste the rainbow, we'd eat Skittles

If we wanted to taste the rainbow, we’d elect a bag of Skittles

1) Russian hackers, whackers, crackers, flackers, snackers, stackers, and Packer-backers (Go Aaron Rodgers!)… and Methodists.

2) Canklephobes

3) Couldn’t best Trump in a battle of wits because she didn’t know that iocaine powder comes from Autralia.

4) Not enough videos of celebrities demanding her victory.

5) Saying “Pokemon Go to the polls” with a straight face. Anyone sociopathic enough to do that can’t be trusted with the nuclear codes.

6) She actually was 50 points ahead. But only in California.

7) Unfair height disadvantage during debates with Trump, as they wouldn’t allow her to wear her KISS boots. Or makeup.

8) Headlight-deer Bill’s sidelong glance at the Non-Consensuals during the debate.

9) Basket of deplorables? Who in this day and age keeps their deplorables in a basket when Amazon sends you a free storage box with every purchase? SO out of touch…

10) The dog ate her campaign strategy. Then Obama ate her dog.


Any other reasons she might have lost?

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