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Wednesday, July 1, 2015 9:00 pm


[1964 JOHNNY SEVEN OMA TOY GUN COMMERCIAL] (Viewer #470,577)

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Stepladder

Wednesday, July 1, 2015 8:00 pm

Speaking to a group of young women, Michelle Obama said that men are “useful”.

Yes, for example, when you want to marry into political power that no one would be fool enough to elect you to.

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Subhead: Islamic Rage Boy Enraged

Wednesday, July 1, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Islamic State to Disband in Wake of SUPCO Gay Marriage Ruling

Wednesday, July 1, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]

Islamic State to Disband in Wake of SUPCO Gay Marriage Ruling

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Gippertastic!

Wednesday, July 1, 2015 4:00 pm

The New York Daily News reports that Ronald Reagan used to carry a .38 revolver in his briefcase.

What’s Obama tote? 38 of his own speeches on an iPod?

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Obama Warned Us – Pathways

Wednesday, July 1, 2015 2:00 pm

In the weekly address, President Obama discusses creating new pathways of economic opportunity for all Americans: http://ofa.bo/i8Xo

@BarackObama

“As any landscaper will tell you, the best way to build a path is to knock down all the businesses that are in the way of where you want the path to go.”

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Straight Line of the Day: What Was in the Private Message That President Obama Sent to Iran?

Wednesday, July 1, 2015 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

What was in the private message that President Obama sent to Iran?

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Still Beating That Drum

Wednesday, July 1, 2015 8:00 am

The Weather Channel is launching a new video series haranguing people who don’t believe in global warming.

So… when are they changing it to “The Climate Channel”?

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Just to Clarify on That Flag Everyone Thinks Is Cool to Hate Now.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 9:00 pm

I don’t know what was up with that snide comment right at the end. Very unprofessional, and totally out of character for CGPGrey, who otherwise does their usual fine job of being both objective and informative.


[Not the Confederate Flag] (Viewer #1,278,163)

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It Does Raise the Question

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:00 pm

After the shooting in Charleston, President Obama said “this type of mass violence does not happen in other advanced countries”.

So… how do you say that in French?

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Like a Midwest Martha’s Vineyard

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Say… Does “Cheshire Cat” Look Like It’s Moving to Anyone Else?

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

2015 Fresh – May. Seriously Off-The-Grid

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So Hip & Trendy

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 4:00 pm

Burnishing her modern tech-culture credentials, Hillary Clinton released her official campaign playlist on Spotify.

Very impressive. Do you know how hard it is to upload Benny Goodman from a 78?

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Obama Warned Us – Progressive

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 2:00 pm

Hawaii has been a national leader in the progressive movement. Celebrate that progress — and you could win a free trip: http://ofa.bo/h8dm

@BarackObama

“And by ‘free’ I mean ‘paid for with someone else’s money’. Progressive!”

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Straight Line of the Day: The Next Democrat to Announce a 2016 Campaign…

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The next Democrat to announce a 2016 campaign…

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Trust Us, We’ve Totally Got Your Back

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:00 am

America’s UN Ambassador, Samantha Power, said that US support for the Ukraine against Russian aggression is “unwavering”.

It’s true. Technically, non-existent things can’t waver.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Gun Control

Monday, June 29, 2015 10:00 pm

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Superman Selfie

Monday, June 29, 2015 9:00 pm

I’m just glad Baumgartner didn’t do that weird fist-pumping thing like Superman.


[Superman With a GoPro] (Viewer #17,508,056)

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The Air Is Electric

Monday, June 29, 2015 8:00 pm

“Jurassic World” brought in $209 million in its first weekend in theaters – the highest-grossing opening weekend of all time.

Everyone sure loves dinosaurs. Just imagine the energy at Hillary’s campaign HQ.

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Not a Question MSNBC Will Ask

Monday, June 29, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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