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Can Never Have Too Many of These

Thursday, July 30, 2015 4:00 pm

The National Science Foundation is granting almost $300,000 in taxpayer funds for a “diversity research” study to make engineering classes more “LGBTQ-affirming”.

Why? In case they have to design a gazebo for a gay wedding?

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Obama Warned Us – More Perfect

Thursday, July 30, 2015 2:00 pm

“We are not perfect, but we have the capacity to be more perfect — mile after mile, step after step.” — President Obama

@BarackObama

“We’re on a march to the Bataan of perfection!”

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Straight Line of the Day: After Outlining Her Plan to Stop Global Warming, Hillary Clinton…

Thursday, July 30, 2015 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

After outlining her plan to stop global warming, Hillary Clinton…

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Don’t Know the Meaning of the Word

Thursday, July 30, 2015 8:00 am

EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy said that fighting climate change could save 69,000 lives by the year 2100.

Uh huh… Probably turn out like the savings from Obamacare.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Bernie Sanders

Wednesday, July 29, 2015 10:00 pm

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The Real Question: How Do You Go From 200MPH to 0 in .1 Seconds and Not Die From Your Impact With the Inside of the Suit?

Wednesday, July 29, 2015 9:00 pm


[Could You Be Iron Man?] (Viewer #1,561,162)

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What Do You Suppose Her Indian Name Is?

Wednesday, July 29, 2015 8:00 pm

Speaking to a gathering of American tribal youth, Michelle Obama said “we are finally beginning to embrace the wisdom of your ancestors”.

So… the White House will be serving wagyu bison steaks?

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Mr. Belvedere, Tear Down This Wall!

Wednesday, July 29, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Hatless in Hattiesburg]

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Link of the Day: Satire: Japanese Sailor Embraces US Culture With Traditional American Tattoos

Wednesday, July 29, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

Japanese Sailor Embraces US Culture With Traditional American Tattoos

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Never Cracked a History Book

Wednesday, July 29, 2015 4:00 pm

In Iowa, Hillary Clinton said “I’m going to speak out against the uncontrollable use of guns in our country.”

Ironically, using the 1st Amendment that the 2nd Amendment protects.

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Obama Warned Us – Keeper

Wednesday, July 29, 2015 2:00 pm

“Justice is living up to the common creed that I am my brother’s keeper and I am my sister’s keeper.” — President Obama

@BarackObama

“And you’ll have a keeper whether you want one or not.”

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Straight Line of the Day: In Detroit, They Unveiled a Statue of…

Wednesday, July 29, 2015 12:00 pm

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In Detroit, they unveiled a statue of…

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Finish the Sentence

Wednesday, July 29, 2015 8:00 am

Tweeted from Tehran after the nuclear deal: “The Iranians showed that they are civilized and rational people”.

…ruled by dictators, liars, and genocidal madmen.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Donald Trump

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 10:00 pm

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I Just Keep Thinking of That Scene From “Yellow Submarine”

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 9:00 pm


[What if there was a black hole in your pocket?] (Viewer #921,233)

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Solid Foundation

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 8:00 pm

Speaking on the nuclear deal with Iran, President Obama said “this deal is not built on trust. It is built on verification.”

Well, I certainly can’t argue with… that first part.

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What Really Happened to the Ents

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to After Math]

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Link of the Day: A Lesson From the Space Museum

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Sheldon Comics]

Space Race

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Picky

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 4:00 pm

The Obama administration has revived a proposal to reimburse physicians for talking with their Medicare patients about how patients want to be cared for as they near death.

So… is “not by an Obamacare doctor” an option?

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Obama Warned Us – Forward!

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 2:00 pm

“If we keep taking steps toward a more perfect union… America will move forward. There’s nothing we can’t do.” — President Obama

@BarackObama

“Niggling details in the Constitution to the contrary notwithstanding.”

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