This is the biggest Constitutional crisis since Joe Biden went to the National Archive and got ketchup on it.
Did they at least give Merrick Garland “Supreme Court: The Home Game”?
Remember that Twilight Zone episode where a guy went on Twitter one morning and no one was freaking out about anything political? Creepy.
Despite liking his Supreme Court nominee, #NeverTrump will continue not to vote for Trump over the next few years.
Some good questions for a Supreme Court nominee:
“Have you read the Constitution?”
“What’s it say?”
“Am I mentioned in it?”
Feels like it’s been hours since Trump last said something newsworthy.
Remember when Trump was elected president? That was weird.
What if partisanship got so bad that Congress constantly broke out in fistfights? That would be awesome.
Why do we still have a government? It’s stupid and annoying. Get rid of it. If we have any big problems, I’m sure Google will do something about it.
How do you tell the good fascism from the bad fascism?
When you really disagree with someone, you use violence. That’s called a war. They make the best documentaries on The History Channel.
Fight fire with fire. Fight fascism with fascism. And also fire.
The best way to deal with provocateurs is to get all provoked. I learned that in college.
Not so much anti-fascists as a competing team.
One of the best defenses to fascism is to wear a hat. Cold ears are extra susceptible to fascism.
Punch a fascist if you see one. They are easy to identify as they are large and hairy, live in caves, and hibernate during the winter.
Well, that was weird. What’s it mean when the groundhog gets in a rocket ship and leaves the planet?
If you think you see fascism, blow into the whistle and wait for someone responsible to come handle it.
I’m glad we got the “resist” movement. It’s good to see people yell a lot about people they disagree with. This is a big change.
The optimism of youth: If you asked me as a kid what our main problems would be in 2017, I would have guessed “space pirates.”
“Frederick Douglass, great guy. Did a lot of cool things. If you’re here, Freddie, stand up. Are you here? I don’t think he’s here.”
“So which do you want: right-wing fascism or left-wing fascism?”
“But I don’t like fascism.”
“PICK ONE OR I’LL HURT YOU!”
“Trump is horrible. I can’t imagine anyone worse!”
looks at American left encouraging violence
The most import thing you’ll need in resisting fascism is an over-inflated sense of self-importance.
I guess if the left want to do an armed uprising against Trump they can ask the right if they can borrow some of their guns.
Don’t worry; the angry people using violence against those they disagree with are really really sure their views are the right ones.
I stopped following Donald Trump on Twitter because he got too political.
The protesters are getting violent because they’re afraid things are getting like 1984 when they’d rather emulate Animal Farm.
Don’t worry; the violent mob will use rigorous standards in determining who is and who isn’t a Nazi.
Most of politics now is just a fight over which large group of people get written off and their concerns ignored.
The best defenses against fascism are eternal vigilance and giant robots with guns for arms.
I’m tired of seeing so many fascists on Twitter with their mealy-mouthed defenses of political violence. Wait, those are the anti-fascists.
My 3yo never gets my In Living Color references.
New game coming out called “Constitutional Crysis” where you use your nanosuit to battle bureaucrats.
One of the clowns hit another clown in the face with a cream pie. This could cause the public to lose respect for the clown show.
“I can’t believe you called our ‘Muslim Ban for the Purpose of Banning Muslims’ a ban on Muslims.”
I thought Powerless was cute. Most clever thing in it, though, was the opening sequence.
I’ll never forget the sad look on Al Gore’s face when we banished him to the moon for his failure.
He settled on the dark side. We can’t see what he’s up to. I bet he’s plotting something.
It’s good to know we’re winning the fight against climate stasis.
I’m pretty busy, so I’m going ahead and pre-condemning whatever Trump says today.
Some of the SNL Spicer skit was funny. A lot of it was lazy “briefly reference things you may have heard of.” Whole DeVos segment was that.
Really liked “I want to apologize… on behalf… of you… to me. Apology not accepted!”
VILLAIN FROM PRETTY MUCH EVERY MOVIE: “You see; we’re not so different, you and I.”
TRUMP: “You make a good point.”
The Atlanta Falcons are going to go hike in the woods with Hillary.
Just because an internet troll controls the world’s largest nuclear arsenal doesn’t mean you should pay him the attention he craves.
So is he Putin’s puppet or Bannon’s puppet? Or is Putin working for Bannon?
I think I figured it out. Trump is a figment of the left’s imagination and a dark reflection of their own id.
No, wait. That doesn’t work. We’ve seen Trump interact with other characters. Unless this is a Tyler Durden thing.
The press is definitely an unreliable narrator.
Either this country is near the brink of destruction or we’ve gotten a lot lot whinier. Eh, could be both.
The snowspeeder is by far the best vehicle from Star Wars. Don’t AT-AT me.
For how much longer are we going to pretend the education secretary is really important?
So is President Trump going to do something about Nintendo constantly not meeting hardware demands or is he just useless?
“Make America Great Again” my ass. I want an NES Classic!
The focus of our education system is the transfer of tax dollars between politicians and unions. Educating children is its waste product.
Everyone has been freaking out about it, but show me a better way to handle underperforming teachers than Betty DeVos’s torture dungeons.