If you didn’t realize Trump is horrible until now, you are also horrible.
When are they going to do a Legend of Zelda movie? I really want to learn the backstory behind Link’s hatred of pots.
There should be a presidential debate where at the beginning the CIA injects both candidates with a truth serum.
I’m libertarian except for all the things I don’t like.
Billy Joel should really update “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” And there should be a whole verse about Harambe.
If the media wants to put the fix in for Hillary, they need to focus on happy, positive new stories until November.
Video of Trump tossing the kid into Harambe’s enclosure. #OctoberSurprise
Recovered email of Hillary ordering a puppy being put to sleep for making eye contact with her. #OctoberSurprise
Hillary’s Goldman Sach’s speech transcript is just her barking like a dog while they throw campaign contributions at her. #OctoberSurprise
I don’t think they could have sold Obamacare as “the middle class needs to pay more for health insurance,” but that’s what it was.
“I have a great idea! Let’s rally behind the candidate who shares none of our core principles and has the worst chance of beating Hillary!”
What if RNC could somehow now replace Trump with some bland, generic Republican? It would be like the return of Coca-Cola Classic.
Well, I just hope the debates are going to be an insane farce we’ll talk about for decades.
Hey, Warner Bros., how about you have the people who make thoae really successful DC comic TV shows make the movies? Too simple?
It was kinda unclear what Trump was saying, unlike that time he pointed to a picture of Hillary while shouting, “KILL! KILL!”
I’m done with Trump outrage. He shoots his mouth off. Constantly. Can we stop pretending his latest idiot statement means anything new?
How do any of you still have the energy left to freak out about politics?
If SCOTUS is so important to you, why did you throw your support behind the one GOP primary candidate who couldn’t easily beat Hillary?
We need a Barack/Malia “I learned it from watching you!” ad.
That’s it! Trump is going to make the wall around Trump Tower ten feet taller!
The most important thing about this garbage fire presidential election is that neither the GOP nor the Dems learn anything.
Trump has an over the top awfulness you’d use if writing for a kids movie while Hillary’s awfulness is aimed at more mature audiences.
Hollywood should just keep doing all female reboots of popular franchises until every major studio is bankrupt.
Trumpkins, you successfully crapped all over the GOP, but stop pretending this is about winning the presidency or SCOTUS or other nonsense.
If you actually wanted to win the general and stop Hillary SCOTUS picks, there were other candidates who could have done that easily.
And stop pretending any of us pointing out that Trump is a giant turd have any influence over the outcome of the election.
Trump could possibly win, but that is beyond the ken of mortal man.
But congratulations on picking the one candidate who could lose to Hillary. She really needed that extra effort you guys made.
That all said, I don’t completely disagree with your burn it all down mentality. You just don’t understand you have that mentality.
When you cry “But SCOTUS!” you don’t seem to comprehend what you’ve done. Like someone crying, “My photos!” after setting own house on fire.
Obama founded ISIS? No way he has the leadership skills.
How could #NeverTrump be blamed for a Hillary win? They have no control over Trump constantly saying dumb things loudly.
I honestly don’t get the “Obama founded ISIS” freak out. That just seems like normal rhetoric after hearing the left during Bush years.
With Trump constantly trying to botch his own campaign, we need to ask: Is Trump #NeverTrump?
“No one in their right mind should vote for me! How hard do I have to try to convince people that?”
“There’s no ‘me’ in ISIS.” -ISIS slogan
Best case for this election is now Hillary giving her inauguration speech from prison.
If Hillary becomes president, it will be the fault of #NeverTrump for putting LSD in Trump’s drinks to make him say stupid things.
Everyone was surprised by Trump in the primary, but so far the general is going exactly as expected.
The polls showing Trump losing by large margins in all the battleground states is probably bad for him, but I’m checking 538 to be sure.
Yes. Yes it is bad.
Can’t believe people try to hand wave Gary Johnson on religious liberty. He’s a bad libertarian on issue that matters most to conservatives.
“I’m a libertarian except for religious liberty.” is as ridiculous as “I’m a libertarian except for government control of the economy.”
I think a lot people believe libertarian is just being grumpy about popular things. That’s Bill Maher libertarianism.
I think there’s an outside chance Trump might not win this.
Maybe I should give Trump sarcasm lessons.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
The Princess Bride
The Empire Strikes Back
When I was a kid, we played Pokemon by shoving squirrels into Campbell’s soup cans.
“In reality, to evolve a Pidgey you’d need millions of years, not candy.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson to an empty wall as he eats alone