Straight Line of the Day: Now That the Trump DOJ Will Be Cracking Down on Public Colleges Using Affirmative Action in Admissions, Schools Will Begin Selecting Candidates…

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Now that the Trump DOJ will be cracking down on public colleges using Affirmative Action in admissions, schools will begin selecting candidates…

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Straight Line of the Day: The US Has Detected “Highly Unusual” Submarine Activity from North Korea. The Most Unusual Part…

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The US has detected “highly unusual” submarine activity from North Korea. The most unusual part…

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Straight Line of the Day: Buried Deep Within the Contents of the Over 21,000 Macron Emails Released By Wikileaks, Researchers Found…

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Buried deep within the contents of the over 21,000 Macron emails released by Wikileaks, researchers found…

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Straight Line of the Day: Since the Media Has Determined it is Improper to Refer to MS-13 Gang Members as Animals…

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Since the Media has determined it is improper to refer to MS-13 gang members as “animals”…

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Straight Line of the Day: When Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s IT Guy Was Arrested Trying To Flee the Country, the FBI Found…

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When Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s IT guy was arrested trying to flee the country, the FBI found…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Real Reason Why Obama Has Been Meeting With World Leaders After Trump…

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The real reason why Obama has been meeting with world leaders after Trump…

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Straight Line of the Day: After CNN Caused the Entire Internet to Declare War on Them After Blackmailing a Guy Over a Meme, the Next Step in Their Master Plan…

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After CNN caused the entire Internet to declare war on them after blackmailing a guy over a meme, the next step in their master plan…

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Straight Line of the Day: After Telling Americans Not to be Too Patriotic, Obama’s Plans for the 4th of July…

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After telling Americans not to be too patriotic, Obama’s plans for the 4th of July…

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Straight Line of the Day: After Feeling Left Out Due to US Media Only Talking About Russia Every Day, Kim Jong-un…

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After feeling left out due to US media only talking about Russia every day, Kim Jong-un…

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Straight Line of the Day: After The Dude (Jeff Bridges) Announced That He is Rooting For Trump…

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After The Dude (Jeff Bridges) announced that he is rooting for Trump…

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Straight Line of the Day: In Response to the Project Veritas Video Showing a CNN Producer Admitting Fake News, CNN Executives…

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In response to the Project Veritas video showing a CNN producer admitting fake news, CNN executives…

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So We Already Kind of Knew This But…

Wolf Blitzer was unavailable for comment, but Jim Acosta did tweet a picture of his socks:

Acosta might want to change his pinned tweet though…it didn’t age very well.

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Straight Line of the Day: After Seeing the Results of the MOAB He Ordered Dropped on ISIS in Afghanistan, President Trump…

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After seeing the results of the MOAB he ordered dropped on ISIS in Afghanistan, President Trump…

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Straight Line of the Day: In an Effort to Bolster Public Relations, Embattled and Ronery Grorious Reader Kim Jong-un…

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In an effort to bolster public relations, embattled and ronery Grorious Reader Kim Jong-un…

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Straight Line of the Day: When President Trump Took Chinese President Xi Jinping on a Tour of Mar-a-Lago, He Showed Him…

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When President Trump took Chinese President Xi Jinping on a tour of Mar-a-Lago, he showed him…

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