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In Obama Amerika

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

In Obama Amerika, conditions pre-exist YOU.

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The Time For (Parenthetical) Talk

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

The time for (any of you Bible and/or gun clinging rubes who can’t understand a simple several thousand page bill to have the audacity to hope to) talk is over. – Present Barack Obama

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Nuff Said

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

I think I am going to change my name to Nuff.

Then I’ll sue everyone who mis-attributes quotes to me.

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Obama’s Pirate Outreach

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Longtime IMAO.US reader and commenter Exurban Jon is famous.

Rush, Hugh Hewitt have commented on his work and who knows what’ll happen now that IMAO has linked to him. Here’s the post that has everyone talkng.

Good job Exurban Jon.  If there was an award for being mentioned on Rush. well, you’d probably still lose to Scrappleface, but at least you’ve been mentioned.

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Poll: Should Barack Obama Fail?

Friday, March 27th, 2009

There’s been a lot of chatter about whether or not the president should fail. Really, the only way to settle this important matter is with a pointless poll. And, by they way, failure to vote in this poll could be catastrophic for the economy and your complexion.

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Tweet!

Monday, December 8th, 2008

No, I’m not giving anyone the bird.

Just out of curiosity….we got any twitter tweeters on here?

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Saxby Chamblissday Open Thread

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

As the Federal government gets bigger and bigger can you name even one thing it does even remotely better?

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Hillary Tops Obama Security Team As Sec. Of Judas

Monday, December 1st, 2008

As prophesied by Joe Biden.

In related news: Schedule for 100 days of BHO Miracles:

  • Turning water into whine
  • Sickening the well
  • Walking on land
  • Raising the death tax (among others)
  • Feeding 5000 with 50,000 loaves and an undisclosed number of organically grown fishes
  • Reviving the both the Bush and Clinton administrations
  • Speaking without a teleprompter
  • Bringing back the shepherd look
  • All subject, of course, to change.

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    Jim Jones was a Community Organizer

    Friday, November 28th, 2008

    Just sayin’

    He also pioneered the drinking of some sort of ‘special’ chilled, from-powder beverage.

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    Thanks

    Thursday, November 27th, 2008

    To the One from whom all blessings flow

    From the unworthy ones living here below

    For the Light You’ve given to show Your Way

    For the friends who’ve graced us day by day

    For the ones who blazed the paths we tread

    For the ones whose blood was, for freedom, shed

    For the ones You’ve given us for neighbors

    For uncountable times You’ve granted favor

    May we seek You more each passing hour

    And tremble at Your might and power

    Lest we forget our humble station

    You bless America, we bless You — Your nation

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