Like many of you, I watched the election returns on Tuesday night.  After a while of watching the plethora of exit polling data, I formed a strong opinion about them.

Thinking back to that night, I got curious about IMAO reader opinions regarding 2008 exit poll data.  So I thought I’d ask them-you.

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I hope I didn’t wait too long to buy more.

Turns out “African-American” is code for Black!!! Who knew?

2 Votes for Obama

1 Vote for McCain

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So of course Fox is calling it for B.H.O.

As states go, you don’t get much yankee-er, I’m sure it will go for Hussein, but they could at least wait till the tallied vote took two hands.

Since everyone under the sun, it seems, is predicting the election outcome and its fallout I am compelled to do the same.

Daring anyone to prove me wrong….. I predict that:

1. Our new President-elect will be male, human and over 35. It will be person who spent a significant portion of their younger years in Asia. Possibly, just possibly even a natural born American citizen who has lived on American soil for 8 or more years.
2. Our new Vice President-elect will have at the same number of X chromosomes as there are syllables in their day-by-day nicknames. Furthermore this individual will be a parent to multiple children, one serving in the armed forces.
3. In no particular order, McCain and Obama will easily be the top two vote getters.
4. Bob Barr (Libertarian) will be a distant but respectable third.
5. The advanced alien life forms who manipulate us at their whim will have a good laugh in their giant hidden sub-ocean outposts. Admittedly this one will be the hardest to verify.
6. People will be glad this crap is over until they realize it never… really… is.

Biden says things are going to look really bad, internationally, for America after Obama is anointed. It’s going to look like Obama fumbled the ball, big time.

I’m guessing Biden is planning to address the U.N.

Advice for McCain: Use unedited Biden speeches for your commercials. See if they call that “going negative.”