Since Harvey posted the original picture that this photoshop is based on below, here is an earlier version of a little something I’m working on that isn’t quite ready for a full reveal yet. Consider it a ‘teaser trailer.’

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UPDATE: Linked by Top Conservative Blogs

OBAMA: “I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth.”

Nope. It wasn’t a Silver Spoon… it was a Golden Retriever!

He is never gonna live this one down, folks. This is comedy gold! All your talking points are belong to us!!!

[♪ Together we're gonna find our way... ♪]

BONUS ROUND:

•OBAMA to ROMNEY: “You don’t tie a dog to the roof of your car, everyone knows you tie the meat to the front grill!”

•ROMNEY had a dog on the roof of his car… OBAMA had a dog on the roof of his mouth!

•”Look out, Bo! That’s not a bathtub… it’s a roasting pan!!!”

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THIS brings a whole new meaning to that old commercial jingle:

♪ The dog kids love to bite! ♪

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Once again, it’s that time of year. That magical time when the days shorten and get colder and we all wish each other a happy non-denominational celebration of your choice.

This year, why not give the gift that keeps on taking?

Presenting, “Occupy Santa Claus Lane”…

Featuring more wonderful seasonal songs that never once mention what’s-his-name’s supposed birthday, sung by the #OWS Glee Club. Like:

Occupy Santa Claus Lane

Twinkles Bells

The Little Drummer Circle

Violent Night

Also featuring some other wonderful new carols sung by many prominent progressive guest artists, such as these:

ROD BLAGOJEVICH:
Blago the Big-Haired Jailbird

JOE BIDEN:
God Love Ya, You Merry Taliban!

JON CORZINE:
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Larceny

ERIC HOLDER & THE ATF CHOIR:
Gun-Walking in a Border Wonderland

ANTHONY WEINER:
#Hacked! The Pantsless Congressman Tweets

And much, much more!

Best of all, you can just charge the cost of your purchase to somebody else! Order now!

And don’t forget to check out our past favorites:

The First Nobel (2009)

A Solstice Carol (2010)

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Finally! This ought to put the whole Birth Certificate controversy behind us once and for all.

Of course, there are a few folks out there whom I’m certain will never let this go and will claim this is a forgery or has been tampered with in some way. Well, there’s just no pleasing some people, I guess.

So that all of you can now decide for yourselves, here is a copy of the official document released earlier today by the White House…

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All hail Phar-0, the true ruler of Egypt!

♫ Born in Honolulu… If you don’t believe, then SCREW YOU! ♫

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Farewell, Bathtub Boy!

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UPDATE: So, what’s next for Keith Over-Man? Feel free to offer your ideas for his next career move in the comments section!

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BREAKING NEWS — Keith Olbermann has found a new job… at FOX NEWS!!!

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A year in the making! Trillions of your tax dollars poured into its production! Now, at long last, it’s finally here!

K-Don’t Ask Don’t-Tel Records shamelessly presents:

Featuring all new recordings by the original stars!

• Have Yourself A Merry Little Forgive The Expression – Nina Totenberg
• Go Don’t Tell It On The Mountain/Deck The Halls Of Montezuma (aka “Don We Now Our Gay Apparel”) – The United States Military “Do Ask – Do Tell!” Chorus
• The Twelve Days Of Lame Duck – Harry Reid & Nancy Pelosi
• Away With Your Mangers! – The ACLU Chorus with The CAIR Community Choir
• Do You See What We See?/Feelhiz Nobbyrod – The TSA Screeners Orchestra featuring Pat Downes
• A Ban On All The Toys – Monet Parnham & The Santa Clara County Board of Supervisors
• Wikileaks (On Internet Are) – Julian Assange
• I’m Dreaming Of A Tickle Fight Christmas – Eric Massa
• Guam, It Got Tipped Over By Our Soldiers – Hank Johnson
• O Come Back, O Come Back, Rahm Emanuel! – Barack Obama

And so much more… you have to buy it so you can find out what’s in it!

Order now, and receive, as our special gift to you, that Alvin Greene action figure all the kiddies have been begging for!

Also available again for a limited time, last year’s seasonal celebration album!

What are you waiting for??? Order now!

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