Because…
Monday, January 2nd, 2012Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation!
Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation!
Once again, it’s that time of year. That magical time when the days shorten and get colder and we all wish each other a happy non-denominational celebration of your choice.
This year, why not give the gift that keeps on taking?
Presenting, “Occupy Santa Claus Lane”…
Featuring more wonderful seasonal songs that never once mention what’s-his-name’s supposed birthday, sung by the #OWS Glee Club. Like:
Occupy Santa Claus Lane
Twinkles Bells
The Little Drummer Circle
Violent Night
Also featuring some other wonderful new carols sung by many prominent progressive guest artists, such as these:
ROD BLAGOJEVICH:
Blago the Big-Haired Jailbird
JOE BIDEN:
God Love Ya, You Merry Taliban!
JON CORZINE:
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Larceny
ERIC HOLDER & THE ATF CHOIR:
Gun-Walking in a Border Wonderland
ANTHONY WEINER:
#Hacked! The Pantsless Congressman Tweets
And much, much more!
Best of all, you can just charge the cost of your purchase to somebody else! Order now!
And don’t forget to check out our past favorites:
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Finally! This ought to put the whole Birth Certificate controversy behind us once and for all.
Of course, there are a few folks out there whom I’m certain will never let this go and will claim this is a forgery or has been tampered with in some way. Well, there’s just no pleasing some people, I guess.
So that all of you can now decide for yourselves, here is a copy of the official document released earlier today by the White House…
All hail Phar-0, the true ruler of Egypt!
♫ Born in Honolulu… If you don’t believe, then SCREW YOU! ♫
Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation!
Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation!
UPDATE: So, what’s next for Keith Over-Man? Feel free to offer your ideas for his next career move in the comments section!
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BREAKING NEWS — Keith Olbermann has found a new job… at FOX NEWS!!!
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