Harvey Turns to the Dark Side!

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Top 12* Reasons Why Frank’s Kid Hasn’t Shown Up Yet

*IMAO Top 12 Lists are guaranteed to have 20% more content than other blogs’ Top 10 Lists!

12) Forgot to set the alarm clock.

11) Can’t find his Birth Certificate.

10) New 0bamaCare regulation stating that all babies must be born on the same day each year to save paperwork.

9) Stork made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

8) Sarah following through on threat not to let him out until he cleans up his womb.

7) Attempting to set the new world record for human gestation.

6) Refusing to come out until somebody does something about who the President is!

5) 3 words: Bacon Flavored Placenta.

4) Recently featured on an episode of Pimp My Womb, refusing to leave newly renovated digs.

3) Still negotiating for a larger room and more allowance.

2) Sarah was just stuffing a pillow under her shirt for the last 9 months, wanted to see how long it took Frank to figure it out.

1) Found out who his Father is. Can you blame him?

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Not that! Anything but THAT!!!

Aw, jeez! Looks like the angry leftards have themselves an official Boycott IMAO blog.

OH, NOES!!11!! NOT THAT!!11!! ELEVENTY!!11!!

 

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Anti-IMAO/Anti-Gun Video Goes Viral

As you all know by now, the left has been having a frothing-at-the-mouth fit over IMAO since it was named Funniest Right-Wing Blog at CPAC a couple weeks ago, defaming it as a bastion of hatred and racism as they do with all things they wish to denigrate and destroy.

As with all things they get their panties in a wad about, they have taken it much too far, forcing us to comment on things we had previously sought to ignore.

Well, this one takes the cake! It seems singer Sheryl Crow, curious to know more about the blog that had become the latest subject of the official “Two-Minutes-of-Hate” on the Sinestrosphere, got all upset over the image of Sarah K. holding a gun in one of the t-shirt ad pictures that cycles in the right-hand margin.

Lo-and-behold, along comes a new music video that has become the talk of MSNBC and the left-wing blogs, directed by none-other than Michael Moore and featuring Crow and Tony Bennett singing about the evils of guns and demanding an end to “Blogs that shoot their hate right at your face”, it even boasts cameos from Jim Carrey, Chris Rock, George Clooney, NY Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Sen. Dianne Feinstein and others. Unbelieveable!

I tried to embed the video, but of course the site wouldn’t allow embeds, so you’ll have to click on the link to see it.

Sickening!

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Follow the Blood Red Brick Road

Last known associates include a man-eating beast and a heartless ax-wielding maniac. May be armed with a bucket of water…

[h/t Ace of Spades HQ]

After I finished laughing at this, it got me thinking. What other famous movie plots could be twisted into something so absurdly different by a short and true, yet highly distorted, plot synopsis? The possibilities seem endless!

Have at it in the comments. I can’t wait to see what you Moon-Nukers come up with!

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Electoral Map… Frequently Updated!

It’s over. So is America. Goodnight.

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The Pride and the (Vice) Presidunce

The Gaffe-Joe-Matic gifts us once again…


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God, love him! I’m going to miss this guy!

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Coming November 6th…

Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation!

Happy Halloween!

Some past Halloween favorites…

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Sunday Morning Cup o’ Weapons Grade Stupid!

[High praise to Ace of Spades HQ!]


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This has to be a put-on right? Right??? No one is this stupid! Oh… wait. Look who we elected President in the last election. (Sigh!)

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The Uncanny O-Men: Chapter Two, Part 1

We rejoin our story a number of years later, where we find a triumphant Dr. Charles Lawrence Xavier, VI, attending a victory celebration for the newly elected President…

A beaming Charles wheeled his chair onto the stage behind the newly elected Vice President, who had just taken to the podium to address the adoring crowd.

“I’m not so sure it was wise to make that BIDEN thing you created the Vice President,” a concerned David Axelrod, Presidential Campaign Advisor, whispered into his ear as BIDEN began speaking to the assembled multitude.

“Yes, well, we had to insure no one would be tempted to harm the President,” replied Charles. He then began to chuckle as he added, “and who in their right mind would ever risk doing so when it would put that thing in charge of the country?”

Axelrod laughed, “Yes, yes, I see your point, Charles! Touch√©!”

The BIDEN android [Blithering Idiot Disseminating Endless Nonsense] had been created several years earlier after a freak plagiarism accident had maimed a once promising young Senator from Delaware. In a miracle of bio-engineering, Charles and a couple of solid B+ students from the DeVry Institute of Technology had managed to save his head and attach it to a small, floating, android-like body cobbled together using parts from a ’74 Gremlin and a Cuisinart. Unfortunately, the massive brain damage that had occurred during the Senator’s birth many years earlier in Scranton, Pennsylvania, proved to be irreversible.

“…And where would we be today without this guy?” BIDEN uttered, turning to look in Charles’ direction and pointing at him from the podium as he continued his victory speech. I just want to take a moment to say, thanks for all you’ve done for the cause, Chuck!”

‘Chuck?’ thought a horrified Charles, ‘Did he just call me… Chuck???’ He looked BIDEN directly in the eyes and began frantically waving his hands and shaking his head ‘No!’ from his wheelchair.

BIDEN, however, continued unabated, “Stand up, Chuck, let ’em see ya! Oh, God love ya, what am I talking about? I’ll tell you what, you’re making everybody else stand up though, pal. I’ll tell ya what, stand up for Chuck!”

Charles faked a smile and nodded to the crowd, waving his hands politely, all the while wondering if making BIDEN the V.P. was a truly dreadful mistake after all.

Suddenly, an older gentleman climbed onto the stage unexpectedly from out of the crowd. As the Secret Service rushed in to surround him, BIDEN thought that he may actually recognize the man.

“Say, aren’t you Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee?” Inquired BIDEN.

“Yes, yes I am!…,” Replied the older gentleman.

“Hey, look, everybody,” hollered an excited BIDEN to the crowd, “Stan Lee is making his customary cameo appearance!”

The crowd cheered for Stan Lee.

“No, no, no!” Protested an obviously distraught Mr. Lee, “I’m here to put a stop to this outrage! I can’t just sit by and watch you people make such a mess of my life’s work. Quite frankly, it makes me want to vomit!”

Just then, several more burly Secret Service Agents descended on Stan Lee and quickly began dragging him off the stage.

“Aw, God love ya, Stan!” Interjected BIDEN, “Maybe we can vomit for you. Alright, everybody, I’ll tell ya what, upchuck for Stan!”

NEXT: The new President has arrived!

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