Archive for the ‘Announcements’ Category
Thursday, May 23, 2013 11:53 pm
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Russia Has Developed a New “Killer Robot”. President Obama…”
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If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:02 pm
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The Best Advice Obama Gave During His Morehouse College Commencement Speech…”
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If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 2:38 am
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Michelle Obama’s Plan to Expand Her Anti-Obesity Campaign to Zoos…”
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If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
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Monday, May 20, 2013 3:59 pm
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Joe Biden Took Out a Second Mortgage. What’s He Need the Money For?”
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If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Monday, May 20, 2013 3:00 pm
As you know, Anonymiss recently took over the Straight Line judging duties at Nuking Politics from Keln.
Now that Anonymiss is all settled in, she’s feeling a little feisty. After watching the “Spock vs. Spock Challenge” video, she announced:
I think the original straight line judge and the current straight line judge need to have a battle of wits.
Being the helpful type, I made the following offer:
I write a straight line.
Anonymiss & Keln each submit their best 10 answers.
I’ll post the lists at IMAO (without names) and ask the readers to vote for their favorite.
Winner gets gloating rights.
So today I emailed them both their Challenge Straight Line. They have 1 week to get their 10 best straight lines to me.
Next Monday, I’ll post the lists and you guys get to vote.
NOTE: I’m not posting their Challenge Straight Line here until next week, because I know you guys wouldn’t be able to resist posting your own punchlines, and I don’t want to risk having charges of plagiarism bandied about.
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Sunday, May 19, 2013 11:43 am
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Asked About Secretly Obtaining Phone Records on AP Journalists, Eric Holder…”
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If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Friday, May 17, 2013 11:36 am
He was born last night, (the ultimatum worked). See you all later.

[Note from Harvey: This post will remain on top of the blog all weekend to give you a chance to celebrate & congratulate. Scroll down for new content.
Also, if you posted congratulations at your own blog, please drop a link to your post in the comments.]
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Thursday, May 16, 2013 5:48 pm
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Crime Has Gotten So Out of Control in Chicago…”
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:17 am
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “To Avoid Insolvency, Detroit…”
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Wednesday, May 15, 2013 2:03 am
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Obama’s Latest Dubious Claim About Benghazi…”
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Monday, May 13, 2013 3:53 pm
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “As Soon As Obama Landed in Texas, Rick Perry…”
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Friday, May 10, 2013 6:51 pm
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “While visiting Russia, John Kerry…”
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Thursday, May 9, 2013 3:59 pm
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “In an effort to lose weight, Chris Christie…”
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Wednesday, May 8, 2013 2:42 pm
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Newly-Elected NRA President James Porter’s First Act…”
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Tuesday, May 7, 2013 3:12 pm
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “President Obama’s Advice to College Graduates:…”
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Monday, May 6, 2013 11:10 pm
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “To address gun violence in Chicago, Mayor Rahm Emanuel…”
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If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Friday, May 3, 2013 8:59 pm
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “A New York City public school will begin serving only vegetarian meals. Featured on the menu…”
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If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss (actually her evil twin, Unnonymiss) has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Friday, May 3, 2013 3:37 am
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The Most Surprising Item in the New Vanity Fair Piece on President Obama…”
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Thursday, May 2, 2013 7:40 pm
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “What happened to Carpenter?”
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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Wednesday, May 1, 2013 9:37 am
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The funniest thing that happened at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner…”
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If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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