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Thursday, September 4, 2014 1:47 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics had an “event” today that did not have a favorable outcome, and she will be struggling with the aftermath for the next few months.

Thoughts and prayers would be appreciated.

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If You’re In the Memphis Area on Friday…

Thursday, August 7, 2014 8:41 am

… 4of7 of Little Worlds is going to be featured at an art show. Stop in, shake his hand, tell him how his work has changed your life, and be sure to mention how you love his art, but it really needs more penguins.

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Prayer Request

Friday, June 6, 2014 7:00 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics has an “event” today that has an uncertain outcome. She’s done all she can do about it, and has asked me to ask you guys for your help in petitioning higher powers to pull for the outcome that’s best for all involved.

Thank you.

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The Honor and Remember Flag

Monday, May 26, 2014 8:00 am

5. What does the HR flag design signify?

The Honor and Remember Flag was designed from both historic military and universal icons. The Red field symbolizes the sacrifice of blood shed; what better color than American Flag red. The White field below, the purity of that sacrifice. Each man and women serves with a pure heart and a willingness to lay down their lives at any moment. The Blue star in the center dates back to World War I when military families hung a solid blue star banner on their windows or doors representing a loved one on active duty. The Gold Star overlaying the Blue, again going back to WWI, signified that the loved one had been killed. The Folded Flag beneath the stars represents the flag that is handed to each family at the memorial service of their loved one. The Flames above are an eternal reminder that we will never forget. The Three Words below complete the tribute, we will always Honor their sacrifice and Remember them specifically by name.

A gold-star father designed this flag to specifically represent fallen members of the armed forces, and has been on a one-man mission to get it officially recognized as such in all 50 states and federally.

He’s making progress.

There are 4 things you can do to help, if you’re of a mind. Click here and scroll down to #8 to see what they are.

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If IMAO Had a Flag, It Would Be Flying at Half Staff

Saturday, May 17, 2014 11:27 am

4of7 of Little Worlds lost his wife after a long illness.

I grieve with him. I know what it’s like to have your dearest love separated from your life, to feel the agonizing emptiness of her absence, and to pray for a swift reuniting.

You can leave your thoughts and prayers either here or there, but I think it’s probably better there so that he can have all your well-wishing in one place if he wants to re-read it for solace.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Thursday, May 8, 2014 10:35 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “I’m “ready for Hillary” because…

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You’ve Been Judged Again! Yay!

Monday, March 31, 2014 10:53 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…

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If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

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UPDATE: Someone tell Frank & Basil that Anonymiss is talking about them behind their backs.

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Site Got Obamacared…

Sunday, March 23, 2014 9:48 am

For some reason, there was a glitch yesterday afternoon, and none of the scheduled posts got auto-published. I published them manually, and we’re having a crack Canadian web team look into it…

Huh… not sure if that was CGI Federal reference or a Rob Ford reference. I guess they’re not mutually exclusive…

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Remember Madrid

Tuesday, March 11, 2014 7:58 am

3/11/04

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Prayer Request

Friday, March 7, 2014 9:51 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics is having a… rough day…

Prayers would be appreciated.

If you do offer one, say something in the comments, please.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Thursday, March 6, 2014 4:19 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “New York’s Mayor de Blasio is pushing the NYPD to be more polite. Other NYPD “improvements”…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Wednesday, February 5, 2014 1:12 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “
NASA Will Create “the Coldest Spot in the Universe” aboard the ISS. It Will Be Used…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Tuesday, February 4, 2014 1:27 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Larry King Said CNN Should Play SpongeBob Episodes Between News Stories. Other Ways to Improve CNN…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Monday, February 3, 2014 1:33 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “DHS plans to X-ray all food and drink at the Super Bowl. Other preparations…

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You’ve Been (Retroactively) Judged!

Monday, February 3, 2014 10:46 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics has posted Steve H’s guest-picks for the Straight Lines for Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday of last week.

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Leave feedback on Steve’s performance over at NP, please.

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Surprise! You’ve Been Judged!

Friday, January 31, 2014 1:14 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Scientists Say Earth’s Magnetic Field Is Collapsing. The Solution…

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lolbama!… Next Week

Sunday, January 19, 2014 3:00 pm

Short on entries this week, so I’ll give you guys another week to get submissions in.

Here’s the uncaptioned again:

Meanwhile for your amusement – Isaac Asimov predicts the future:


[Isaac Asimov Predicts 2014 - In 1964!] (Viewer #6,984)

Now, I don’t expect you to sit all the way through this, because the mush-mouthed gibbering simpletons hosting the segment manage to make science AND the future AND Isaac Asimov all sound as dull and incoherent as a third-grader’s “What I Did on My Summer Vacation” essay.

BUT… you will discover at the 1:15 mark that Isaac Asimov sounds EXACTLY like Dr. John Zoidberg, which makes it all worthwhile.

Also, you get to see what Asimov looked like without the Muttonchops of Awesome that made John Bolton’s mighty ‘stache look like Shaggy’s goatee.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Tuesday, December 17, 2013 12:38 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “A New Obamacare Ad Features a Rapping Obama Actor. Future Ads…

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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Monday, December 16, 2013 12:35 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The Most Embarrassing Moment at the Mandela Memorial Service…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Friday, December 13, 2013 12:37 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Why Did President Obama Shake Hands With Cuban Dictator Raul Castro?

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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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