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You’ve Been Judged Again! Yay!

Monday, March 31, 2014 10:53 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…

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UPDATE: Someone tell Frank & Basil that Anonymiss is talking about them behind their backs.

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Site Got Obamacared…

Sunday, March 23, 2014 9:48 am

For some reason, there was a glitch yesterday afternoon, and none of the scheduled posts got auto-published. I published them manually, and we’re having a crack Canadian web team look into it…

Huh… not sure if that was CGI Federal reference or a Rob Ford reference. I guess they’re not mutually exclusive…

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Remember Madrid

Tuesday, March 11, 2014 7:58 am

3/11/04

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Prayer Request

Friday, March 7, 2014 9:51 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics is having a… rough day…

Prayers would be appreciated.

If you do offer one, say something in the comments, please.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Thursday, March 6, 2014 4:19 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “New York’s Mayor de Blasio is pushing the NYPD to be more polite. Other NYPD “improvements”…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Wednesday, February 5, 2014 1:12 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “
NASA Will Create “the Coldest Spot in the Universe” aboard the ISS. It Will Be Used…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Tuesday, February 4, 2014 1:27 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Larry King Said CNN Should Play SpongeBob Episodes Between News Stories. Other Ways to Improve CNN…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Monday, February 3, 2014 1:33 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “DHS plans to X-ray all food and drink at the Super Bowl. Other preparations…

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You’ve Been (Retroactively) Judged!

Monday, February 3, 2014 10:46 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics has posted Steve H’s guest-picks for the Straight Lines for Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday of last week.

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Leave feedback on Steve’s performance over at NP, please.

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Surprise! You’ve Been Judged!

Friday, January 31, 2014 1:14 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Scientists Say Earth’s Magnetic Field Is Collapsing. The Solution…

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lolbama!… Next Week

Sunday, January 19, 2014 3:00 pm

Short on entries this week, so I’ll give you guys another week to get submissions in.

Here’s the uncaptioned again:

Meanwhile for your amusement – Isaac Asimov predicts the future:


[Isaac Asimov Predicts 2014 - In 1964!] (Viewer #6,984)

Now, I don’t expect you to sit all the way through this, because the mush-mouthed gibbering simpletons hosting the segment manage to make science AND the future AND Isaac Asimov all sound as dull and incoherent as a third-grader’s “What I Did on My Summer Vacation” essay.

BUT… you will discover at the 1:15 mark that Isaac Asimov sounds EXACTLY like Dr. John Zoidberg, which makes it all worthwhile.

Also, you get to see what Asimov looked like without the Muttonchops of Awesome that made John Bolton’s mighty ‘stache look like Shaggy’s goatee.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Tuesday, December 17, 2013 12:38 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “A New Obamacare Ad Features a Rapping Obama Actor. Future Ads…

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Monday, December 16, 2013 12:35 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The Most Embarrassing Moment at the Mandela Memorial Service…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Friday, December 13, 2013 12:37 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Why Did President Obama Shake Hands With Cuban Dictator Raul Castro?

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You’ve Been Judged!

Thursday, December 12, 2013 12:35 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Canada Plans to Claim the North Pole for Itself. They Will Also Claim…

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By the way, Anonymiss is looking for volunteers to “guest-judge” on the Straight Line. If you’re interested (and even if you’re not, but want to help out a damsel in distress), go let her know in the comments to this post.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Wednesday, December 11, 2013 3:04 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “A New Study Shows That People Who Ignore Texts Are Happier. Other Keys to Happiness…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Tuesday, December 10, 2013 12:56 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “San Francisco Wants to Ban Releasing Butterflies at Weddings. Instead…

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Monday, December 9, 2013 12:35 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The UN Is Now Using Drones for Surveillance. You Can Tell It’s a UN Drone…

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You’ve Been Judged!

Friday, December 6, 2013 12:33 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “The Guardian Says It’s Only Published 1% of Snowden’s Secret Files. The Other 99% Reveal…

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Thursday, December 5, 2013 2:49 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “You Can Tell Hillary Clinton Is Gearing Up for a 2016 Presidential Run Because…

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