There’s been a lot of chatter about whether or not the president should fail. Really, the only way to settle this important matter is with a pointless poll. And, by they way, failure to vote in this poll could be catastrophic for the economy and your complexion.
Should Barack Obama fail?
Hasn't he failed already? Don't most presidents have, y'know, a government by now? (54%, 600 Votes)
Yes, if I can say that without seeming racist. (24%, 266 Votes)
Which answer do I get bailout/stimulus money for? Cuz I pick that one. (13%, 146 Votes)
Well, a piece of excrement that big WOULD be awfully difficult to pass. (7%, 74 Votes)
No, if he fails who will they have on all the TV shows and magazine covers? Brangelina? (2%, 17 Votes)
He's not that ethnic looking guy on American Idol is he? (1%, 11 Votes)