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I Hope He Fails

Frank J. — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 12:59:28 +0000

When Obama tries to talk like a pirate, I hope he fails.

I Hope He Fails

Frank J. — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:42:55 +0000

When Obama drives this and tries to convince people he’s not gay, I hope he fails.

I Hope He Fails

Frank J. — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:43:23 +0000

When Obama tries to evade capture by using black magic to turn himself into a goat, I hope he fails.

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Frank J. — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:01:10 +0000

When Obama tries to make a saving throw against poison so his 14th level half-elf mage survives a green dragon attack, I hope he fails.

(from Exurbankevin)

I Hope He Fails

Frank J. — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:39:30 +0000

When Obama tries to play a cute little April Fools joke on his kids, I hope he fails.

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Frank J. — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:10:11 +0000

When Obama tries to open clamshell packaging, I hope he fails.

Poll: Should Barack Obama Fail?

spacemonkey — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:34:00 +0000

There’s been a lot of chatter about whether or not the president should fail. Really, the only way to settle this important matter is with a pointless poll. And, by they way, failure to vote in this poll could be catastrophic for the economy and your complexion.

[poll id="5"]

I Hope He Fails

Frank J. — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:42:15 +0000

When Obama tries to get the prize at the bottom of his cereal box, I hope he fails.

I Hope He Fails

Frank J. — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:35:29 +0000

When Obama tries to avoid the chutes and only hit ladders, I hope he fails.

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Frank J. — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:06:59 +0000

When Obama tries to figure which is the left shoe and which is the right shoe, I hope he fails.

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Frank J. — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:44:03 +0000

When Obama tries to explain away his stupidity on the Tonight Show, I hope he fails.

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Frank J. — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:55:44 +0000

When Obama tries to set his Tivo to record Grey’s Anatomy, I hope he fails.

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Frank J. — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:37:46 +0000

When Obama tries to obtain both Boardwalk and Park Place, I hope he fails.

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Frank J. — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:39:54 +0000

When Obama tries to chew gum and walk at the same time, I hope he fails.

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Frank J. — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:00:20 +0000

When Obama tries to find what’s wrong with the picture in the latest issue of Highlights, I hope he fails.

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Frank J. — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:12:27 +0000

When Obama tries to get his head unstuck from a desk drawer, I hope he fails.

I Hope He Fails

Frank J. — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:42:20 +0000

When Obama tries to remember the correct order for putting on shoes and socks this morning, I hope he fails.